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This is literally what my mom just typed in as a search in google:

"Does delta airlines have a first class lounge located anywhere within the amsterdam airport?"

lol bless her heart she thinks its a person.

@design_RG

BUDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYY

I am here. I have been taking a break from all social media. But I'm gonna resume qoto as nothing beats the quality of conversation here.

@realcaseyrollins

I know I talk alot of shit about trump, and I really dont like him much. But I must admit, he has done an amazing job handling the coronavirus so far.

Here are some of the things he has done that I am fairly pleased with:

1) Every year he has been in office he signed into law year-after-year budget increases for the CDC

2) He quickly barred incoming flights from both china and europe once cases became significant

3) he quickly issued a state of emergency and orderer the deployment of a US navy quarantine ship to help

4) His administration approved covering all costs for mandatory medical testing and quarinting for COVID-19 patients...

5) He issued a 1,000$ UBI to all american citizens to help alleviate financial problems.

He definitely did a better job than the last few presidents did when handling H1N1 and SARS.

LOL I literally was saying this before Trump even uttered the phrase. Seriously the liberals have lost their damn mind when it comes to trump.

question for all you nice people!

My university (in Italy) has moved to online classes, using microsoft TEAMS, for the coronavirus outbreak.

They published a regulation saying that all content from a class, which is a conference so everyone can chime in talk and show, is copyright of the university.

Now that sounds weird, I would have expected each person to own the copyright to its own contribution, since we didn't sign nothing for it, and the university to own dick bupkis.

Could someone help me here? Is the university trying to bullshit us?

What if we applied the same logic to deer licenses we did to murdering humans...

Basically whenever the population of humans grows to high, and they lack a natural predator, then hunting humans is legal (you need to get a license of course) until the population is brought under control.

If that seems a bit too immoral we can just introduce some natural predator in larger numbers to balance it out, like we should start releasing 100 cheetahs into NEw York's central park every day and just let them run wild from there out into the city.

So what I'm hearing is people with low blood pressure shouldnt exercise. :)

so apparently trump just said that all americans are getting a 1,000$ check.

I think ill use it to buy a hand gun or get an AK-47 just so I can demonstrate to the liberals the virtues of a UBI :)

Does anyone here want a .monster domain?
linux.monster is currently owned by me for another 13 days, but I do not want it anymore.
If someone are interested in snagging it, I can send you the auth code.

It costs 15-16 USD / Year

#domains #askfediverse #tld #stuff #free #

I must say, my early life crisis has transitioned quite nicely into a midlife crisis. Very pleased with that :)

Update: I misread some of the data when I posted this a bit sleep deprived. The 2 trillion figure is not taxes avoided but the value of the untaxed trade itself.

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I decided that I am going to randomly start addressing people as human, but only once in a while, then pretend it was a mistake if anyone says anything.

"How are you doing today human?"
"What!?"
"I asked how you are doing?"
"Did you call me human?"
"Did I? That's weird!"

So apparently one of my buddies is trying to train a Neural Network to identify if someone is asian or not from a photo of their feet...

Dude has got some serious problems...

Will be interesting to read the paper in the Science journal though, that's for sure :)

Am I the only one who loves the smell of iodine... its my favorite!

Interesting fact of the day:

In the USA current estimates have the total Tax Avoidance of the top 1% wealthy at 500 million per year collectively or 5 trillion per decade.

By comparison the total tax avoidance of all the middle class and poor who work under the table totals about 2 trillion per year, four times more.

Remind me again how the rich avoiding taxes are the main problem?

Sources:

cnbc.com/2019/11/19/tax-avoida

npr.org/2013/03/26/175361658/t

Apparently the Democrat voters have gotten so brain dead they actually think Trump said the Coronavirus is a hoax. Literally about 15 seconds on snopes would have debunked that one for you, yet somehow they are so used to buying the manipulative lies flying around they dont even question it and you hear them repeating this nonsense.

Americans really are unbearable in large doses.

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