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Only my second time since i started lap swimming again and my speed has already virtually doubled. Took me an hour to swim a half kilometer last time and now in 35 minutes i swam nearly 0.9 kilometers. Im doing 50 yards in a few seconds under 2 minutes. I am so fucking ready for egypt.

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Check out my lap swimming activity on Garmin Connect.
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Answer 

The answer is 7.

In math we count holes by using whats called Geometric Topology, which is really just a fancy way of describing an every day hole in a formal way.

The simplest way I can describe it without getting technical is if you take the shirt and stretch it and flatten it into a disc. That is, take the large opening at the bottom around your waist and stretch it out on a flat surface until it creates a flat dist where the opening around the waist is the outer perimeter of the disc.

At this point count the holes in the disc, you will count 7.

@schnappi @cee @naccy
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Answer 

The answer is 7.

In math we count holes by using whats called Geometric Topology, which is really just a fancy way of describing an every day hole in a formal way.

The simplest way I can describe it without getting technical is if you take the shirt and stretch it and flatten it into a disc. That is, take the large opening at the bottom around your waist and stretch it out on a flat surface until it creates a flat dist where the opening around the waist is the outer perimeter of the disc.

At this point count the holes in the disc, you will count 7.

@schnappi @cee @naccy
@Warlock

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Hint 

How many holes does a pipe have? How many holes does a cup have? Now use that logic and work backwards.

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Interesting fact of the day: The reason almond milk is so expensive is because they have such tiny nipples. Its really hard to milk an almond!

One of my better comebacks lately:

"Your wife is probably so unsatisfied if you two ever had a kid he would get rug burn on the way out"

@freemo

#3 depends on who i'm having sex with

if i'm using an apple product there's no risk of course

sg-1 

:ablobcatbongo: haha i build unobtanium reactor in the basement
:revblobfoxthisisfine:

@freemo more interested in the Republicans that accept moderate gun control when it clearly says “shall not be infringed” 🙈

What is the scariest STI/STD you could possibly contract from having sex?

And Goldielox sampled the first dungeon "this is not enough BDSM" she said, then she sampled the second dungeon "no, this is too much BDSM"... then she sampled the last dungeon "ahhh, this is just the right amount of BDSM" and she happily enjoyed the dominating cuddles from the bears as she fell into a peaceful sleep.

@funny

🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱  
@stux And goldielox sampled the first dungeon "this is not enough BDSM" she said, then she sampled the second dungeon "no, this is too much BDSM".....
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