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I always forget, is Papa John's a Pizza Store or a gay BDSM dungeon

@freemo @icedquinn
-It would be illegal to put dogs down
-Dogs would be given homes and jobs
-Healthcare for dogs increases
+Surge in dog-themed shows
+Illegal to call a human a dog/bitch, as it's an insult to dogs; same with using the phrase "doggy-style".
=Pharmaceutical and various previous non-dog industries start looking for openings to approach dog lovers
=Insurance for dogs becomes more popular
=Illegal to shoot a dog without trying to calm it down first. Additional police training required

I was telling the girl from HS how she was sweet and I didnt want her to take it the wrong way, but she was a normie so I wasnt sure how compatible we would be...

she replies "I'm not a normie"... my response was the following:

"You were a cheerleader. That is literally the maximum level of normie a person can achieve in a single lifetime".

Which is the correct answer?

@freemo @hackaday@botsin.space
They say "freedom isn't free", but they forgot I upgraded to the "give me liberty or give me death" package.

P has gotten to that point in his multi-day melt downs where he starts hallucinating fake shit that never happened and hopes people just dont fact check his ramblings.

LOL QOTO has never even had a single pedophile, let alone me defending one. The one time a photo of pedophilia ever showed up in the feed at all it was reported and blocked and that was from a foreign server.

Never met a grown man with such a fragile ego in my life. Second he feels he isnt in control of a situation he has a full on meltdown every time.

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@s8n @Jar @Jojothegoodperson @freemo @saitei You are confusing two different bans, you idiot. The guy with the David Hamilton shit was banned almo...

@freemo As a fellow huperchild, I couldn't agree more 😂

I feel like considering the events of the last 24 hours I am now obligated to listen to "Eye of the Tiger"

Cosmo Communicator with QWERTY + Kana keyboard is 50% at official website.

So we reached the part of the conversation where I'm sending her black dick pics and seeing if she notices.

🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱  
So apparently Allison Parker, the famous porn star, just friend requested me on facebook and messaged me. She thinks I'm cute and wants to date. Sc...

@freemo She is 100% the cutest. I will fight anyone who says otherwise 😂

@freemo

Just what I meant. Reminds me of a scene in #TerryPratchett and #NeilGaiman's 'Good Omens' where a wave of low-frequency good spreads due to the bad things that couldn't happen 😁

@strawberryfieldsforever

@freemo

Wow, that's amazing. You didn't just have a lough but did real good, and not for one person only. Loads of respect! 👍

@strawberryfieldsforever

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