They're after me... @frickinLasers@social.cleverlibre.org

Powerful ocean waves.
Water and wind.
A powerful combination.

#friday #ocean #waves #wind #nature
#landscape #photoart

You know how you get to the point in a recipe where it says "preheat oven" and then you end up having beer for dinner?

Consent, a quick guide for tech bros:

Opt-out: I just stuck my ice cream cone in your mouth, you can remove it if you don’t like it.

Opt-in: Would you like some ice cream?

#consent #tech #technology #techBros #optIn #optOut #iceCream

What do you use more, #iMessage or #WhatsApp ? Please boost to get greater sample.

Somehow not The Onion: Missouri Republicans Ban Female Pols From Sporting Bare Arms

https://www.thedailybeast.com/missouri-republicans-ban-female-lawmakers-from-sporting-bare-arms?via=ios

It's Friday afternoon #News #Quiz time!

First question this week:
A recent study shows that college students with jobs are 20% less likely than their peers to do what?

Get the answer here:
https://theconversation.com/the-conversation-u-s-weekly-news-quiz-189437?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=links&utm_source=mastodon #HigherEd

It's only money laundering or fraud if you get caught, and they prosecute. Otherwise, it's successful entrepreneurship.

“…help in making the terrain unpassable had also come from an unlikely ally: the local beaver population. "When they build their dams normally people destroy them, but they didn't this year because of the war, so now there is water everywhere"…” 🦫 #Ukraine #Beaver #BeaverBeliever https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukrainian-swamps-make-attack-belarus-unlikely-now-2023-01-12/?utm_source=reddit.com

"I don't understand job interviewers who don't like seeing tattoos on candidates. Being able to sit still for hours on end while having needles jammed into your skin seems like great preparation for meetings".

Did they ever catch and sentence video for killing the radio star?

As she goes through her Ritz crackers, my wife clips and ties off the wrapper and leaves cracker sleeve foreskins all around the house.

LA is a great place to live if you want to learn your depression is not just seasonal

how the windows registry works..

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

[bar]

LIAM NEESON: pardon me is this seat taken

CUTE GIRL: no 💕

LIAM NEESON: oh never mind then sorry to bother you

I would pay to do this job! :confused_dog:

Perfect.

P.S. This is from my latest book https://theoatmeal.com/baby

Since there are no ads on Mastodon, I am offering to advertise for any companies on here. My only requirements are:

1. I get to write the ad.

2. The ad will in no way accurately portray your company and might state that you were responsible for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

3. For each post you must pay me $10,000 and write me a handwritten note that says I am your best friend.

4. You must put out an official statement stating that you take full responsibility for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Fake pockets in women’s slacks are the pantriarchy. Thank you.

Do you know about how #museums and other institutions are handling the #repatriation of Native American human remains and cultural items under NAGPRA? We want to hear from you. Here’s how to get in touch: https://www.propublica.org/tips/repatriation/