They're after me... @frickinLasers@social.cleverlibre.org

"Teachers in Manatee County, Florida, are being told to make their classroom libraries — and any other "unvetted" book — inaccessible to students, or risk felony prosecution."

That's quite a lede. We're in big trouble down here, folks.

from @juddlegum https://popular.info/p/florida-teachers-told-to-remove-books

Me: My privilege makes others uncomfortable, so if you could be more subtle next time please?

Server who accidentally gave me two napkins:

TEACHER: do you know what estimate means
STUDENT: not exactly
TEACHER: yes you are right
STUDENT: about what
TEACHER: also correct
STUDENT: …i guess
TEACHER: wow you really know your stuff

Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox

#news #funny #NotTheOnion #Itsasausage

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2023/01/waiheke-island-resident-fed-up-with-being-tormented-by-mysterious-sausages-put-in-his-mailbox.html

Swiffer should make a baby onesie.

Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much? What does an unemployed cat have to do on a Monday?

To whom do I report plagiarism in a 1941 book from an 1872 book?!?

You buying or selling, sailor?

#humor #antivax #antivaxxers #politics

Pic from r/therewasanattempt

Ahh okay. #science #cats #funny

How did someone's drunk rant to their groupchat end up becoming a Wired article? 🥴

https://archive.ph/ZQiLZ

@Popehat on a scale from erupting volcano to Hiroshima, how angry will this judge be that a secret robot will giving legal advice in their courtroom?

Sure, I’m behind on a bunch of things I should have completed a month ago, but at least I’m frustrated and angry at myself about it.

Battery drain

"Doctors and hospitals are turning away patients, saying that ambiguous laws and the threat of criminal penalties make them unwilling to test the rules."

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/01/21/us/abortion-ban-exceptions.html

Salton Sea World

#RuinAThemePark
#HashItOut
#HashtagGames

I'd rather not put all my eggs in one basket but I can only afford one basket and past attempts at carrying eggs in my pants have ended rather poorly.

Oh FUCK yes— a filmmaker decided to do the job the FBI neglected to do because… reasons?

Secretly-Made Brett Kavanaugh Sexual Assault Doc Premieres at Sundance

https://jezebel.com/secretly-made-brett-kavanaugh-sexual-assault-doc-premie-1850015451?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

welcome to skunk saturday

#opossum #meme

I love that my wife can come downstairs at 8am on a Saturday, drink half the pot of coffee I just made, then immediately go back to bed and fall asleep.

I assume this is some kind of superpower.