They're after me... @frickinLasers@social.cleverlibre.org

I will forever be grateful that I was born at precisely the right time so that the quality of popular music peaked while I was in high school and college, and I wasn't saddled with the lesser musical tastes of people older or younger than me.

Otherworldly, and yet…this is our planet. Minnesota is beautiful in -18° weather. 🙌

Life hack: It's really bad for your health to stare at a screen all day. Mix it up by staring at different screens over the course of the day.

I actually think this could vary depending on my mood: if seen during the day I would find it merely alarming but if at night, yeah, I might be a bit terrified.

#meme #frogs #running #HappySaturday #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

Six-year-old Lightning McQueen freaking out about monster trucks under his bed.

Something something limited government

self-signed certificates

Doctor: Do you smoke or drink alcohol?

Me: I drink it.

@borduas hello! Please enjoy this meme I guess that my Kid2 texted me last night
(When I told her later I saw it, she added yes it should be a cation and then we discussed it there could be positively charged cats - but decided to leave that for another day)
#Chemistry #Joke

excuse me I have discovered a creature with the coolest name on earth. nothing can compete, don't even try. introducing: the nano chameleon

The one with the worst grades should also get to give a speech at graduation. Let’s hear both sides.

if you haven’t heard it today or in a while.

i’m proud of you.

🎶 Ghost in this House 🎶 - Alison Krauss

#ValentineSongsForIntroverts

I don't pick up the mail
I don't pick up the phone
I don't answer the door
I'd just as soon be alone
I don't keep this place up
I just keep the lights down
I don't live in these rooms
I just rattle around

I'm just a ghost in this house
I'm just a shadow upon these walls
As quietly as a mouse I haunt these halls
I'm just a whisper of smoke

#HashtagGames
#14DaysOfValentines
#HashTagGame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nP0gMVpp1c

ennui! at the post office

A mentally ill homeless guy walked onto a high school campus in my suburb, wearing all black, carrying a big duffel bag. Now, it’s reasonable to be concerned about that and want to identify who it is, assure he’s not carrying weapons onto the campus, and so forth.

But the community (as, perhaps, poorly represented on Facebook) is coming completely unhinged.

/1

what's funny about Botox is people used to always tell kids the implied dangers of faces freezing a certain way, what happened

The programmerly urge to put off for days a task that will take 15 minutes, because there should way to be automate it.

There's a lot wrong with society and the world is full of dreadful consequences, but I had three shots of tequila so heyyyy

Whoever made the almond-milk carton the exact same shape as the chicken-broth carton should have to eat this cereal.

living well sounds like awesome revenge — but you have to get the asshole into the well