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Bye bye Tucker :blobcatgiggle: don't think you will be missed :blobfoxshocked:

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If not Musk’s Neuralink, which billionaire WOULD you want implanting a chip in your brain?

@oatmeal
day 7

A Little Wordy #7 🎨🤡✅ 83% theoatmeal.com/wordy?date=04-2

Feeling stupid for not getting it after the visual clue.

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Schools bought millions of Chromebooks in 2020 — and three years later, they’re starting to break flip.it/o0rqXP

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The funniest part of elon showing the world his true colors is that he’s single handedly destroyed his own brand. Ppl used to feel cool driving a tesla and now it’s embarrassing 😂

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I successfully helped my grandma turn her iPhone flashlight off over the phone and you best believe that’s going on my resume

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I’m starting to think Elon’s mommy didn’t love him.

I’m also thinking she might have had a point.

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We can all take individual action to reduce our carbon footprint, but it would be really helpful if all our governments stopped subsidizing fossil fuel industry billionaires.
#EarthDay

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This site is too normal and useful. Where are the crying billionaires and his fans screeching because I'm not paying $8 a month to put a clown nose on my bio?

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Elon Musk lost $13 billion in 24 hours on Thursday, and he’s still the world’s second richest person

Don't tell me billionaires can't afford a wealth tax.

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according to Elon’s simps, you’re a ‘cheapskate’ unless you give the richest man in the world money every month for an emoji

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TO RECAP:
Elon is giving Twitter blue for free to celebrities who don’t want it and are frantically changing their names to remove it. Oh and he’s also verifying dead celebrities against their will who just want to rest in peace.

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Australian comedian "Dame Edna" was extremely popular in Canada. Rest in peace Barry Humphries and thank you for the years of laughter.

day 6

A Little Wordy #6 🎨✅ 97% theoatmeal.com/wordy?date=04-2

thanks a lot for not making me type the whole thing, @oatmeal !

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As unbearable as Donald Trump is, he's such an outlier, I know nothing like him in real life. Ron DeSantis, on the other hand, has an uncanny ability to resonate with every kind of total asshole I've ever known.

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Liberals: It would be nice to let some refugees into our country.

Republicans: WHY DON'T YOU LET THEM ALL STAY AT YOUR HOUSE THEN

Liberals: It's a humanitarian crisis and-

Republicans: iF YoU'rE sO NiCe LeT ThE 60 mIlLiOn ReFuGeEs sLeEp iN yOuR bEd AnD cOoK tHeM aLL DinNeR

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Snapchat is very popular among teenagers. Now it comes with a chatbot that claims to be your friend!

If you tell it you're a teenager and you're going to throw a party, it tells you how to mask the smells of alcohol and dope. If you tell it you have to write an essay for school, it writes one for you. If you tell it your parents want to delete Snapchat from your phone, it'll suggest moving the app to a device they don't know about.

That, at least, is the experience of this Washington Post reporter, Geoffrey Fowler:

washingtonpost.com/technology/

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NEW: The #Ontario Science Centre site is jointly leased by the City and Toronto & Region Conservation Authority to the province for $1 per year until 2064.
👉​ Under the terms of the lease on the ravine land on which the Science Centre sits, Doug Ford and his regime can bulldoze the building but it must be replaced with another #OntarioScience Centre.
..unless Ford changes the rules..

#VoteTO #topoli #dofo #onpoli

thestar.com/news/gta/2023/04/2

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Verification was vital “because it meant that if you as a person reporting on something, or you just as a user, shared something from someone with a blue check mark, you could be sure it was from who they said they were"
- EFF’s Katharine Trendacosta ktvu.com/news/high-profile-cel

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