Anna @jellycrystals@social.cleverlibre.org

Went for a run this morning and now my knees sound like extra crunchy tin cans being eaten by goats

Dear Jim,
Please could you paint me Jarvis Cocker sideways on a London tube in a fireman's outfit playing the harpsichord.
Kind regards,
Frank

I may have made myself a new handbag.
With beetle lining.
I'm proud of and in love with it in equal measure.
#sewing #handmade #beetle #coleoptera #entomology

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Robocop at the checkout in Tesco, trying to decide if its worth 10p for a bag for life. He has bought a shitload of Soreen so he's going to need something sturdy.

That would be magic.

Nick Connors (age 36)

Dear Jim,
Please paint me Nigella Lawson eating a plate of Pentium 4 Processors with her metal teeth. In the background, we can see a mecha-war going on out of her window, on the streets of Bristol. Oh, and she's drinking Duracell branded battery acid.
Thanks,
otakukuma

Dear Jim,

Please paint me the Stay Puft marshmallow man losing a game of mousetrap with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (who happens to be on fire) while Face from The A Team arrives on a pigeon dressed in leopard print Y-fronts and wedding veil, all this is taking place on the moon.

Thanks,

Phil Lucas

Static electricity ⚡️

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Roy Walker, from Catchphrase, drawing Mr Chips 'like one of his French girls'.

Thanks,

Scott Morgan

Cringing my way through some of these 😩

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a scene where Jesus bursts into Hitler's bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex. At the same time the BTTF2 DeLorean has crashed into the bunker wall with Ash from Evil Dead II out the car shotgunning and chainsawing Nazis who speak in Commando comic German (Gott in himmel etc) and chopping through Nazi Xenomorphs from the Alien movie franchise.

Cheers,

The Dirty Tackle

Terminator 2 in the style of ecclesiastical stained glass
As requested by Kath Oparka

Dear Jim,
Please paint me Anthony Worrall Thompson making an absolutely pathetic attempt at shoplifting in Pets at Home. His poorly thought through disguise consists only of a beard fashioned from orange coloured hamster bedding. His expression should reflect a sense of exasperation at his own stupidity as he realises that he already had a real beard of the exact same colour to begin with.
Thanks,
Dave Rankin

If you haven't checked out the #GoogleDoodle today honoring video game pioneer Jerry Lawson, you need to! Take time to play with it a bit (and if you are in the classroom let your students play, too). Watch this 4 minute video about Jerry Lawson and the Doodle and share it with your students: https://youtu.be/RLQO_RWCOoQ #gamedesign #coding #education #k12 @edutooters

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D'n'B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.
Thanks,
Tommy