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I have a friend couples from the UK, they are pretty open, and they have their own porn channel online they called it the British pound.

If you work for #IBM, you're not allowed to use your personal email for anything not involving IBM

git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/k

"As an IBM employee, you are not allowed to use your gmail account to work in any way on VNIC. You are not allowed to use your personal email account as a "hobby". You are an IBM employee 100% of the time. Please remove yourself completely from the maintainers file. I grant you a 1 time exception on contributions to VNIC to make this change."

A boring dystopia

@cypnk @ekaitz_zarraga I would just have told them that I’m not working at IBM and that it’s a different person.

He was a Pfizer BioNTech guy..

She was a moderna Girl..

Can I make it any more obvious?

@deesapoetra well I guess yes actually. I am not sure what you mean by static but yeah GitHub allows you to run is just as long as there is no server side code

@The_Quantum_Alpha@mstdn.social c’est basé sur opera il me semble

>> On devrait rester dans la fédération canadienne, le Canada c’est tellement un pays ouvert, progressiste et multiculturel et tolérant. On devrait rester unis et ensemble !!

Le Canada >>

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two-tired

Speaking of Alaska, which of its national parks completely prohibits weapons of any kind?

The Noatak national preserve (no attack)

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Alaska also has the most motivational speakers per capita than any other place on earth..

That’s right, Anchorage

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Which US state has the best banking system?

Alaska, cause it has Fairbanks

What the place in USA where oral sex is the most prevalent?

Miami (me yummy 😜)

When Japanese come to USA, at what airport do they arrive ?

At Cleveland’s, cause Ohio Gozaimasu

By the way if you know a great non alternatives to or or at least non floc election code editor I would like to see them. Preferably something free and for which I can run JavaScript and react page and start servers.

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Once takes over? Which apps will have it implemented?

See this is the kind of problem that arises from using a massively shared platform for not only browsing but also many applications. Especially when this platform is controlled by a massive corporation like google.

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