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@flancian you use them to cover up scratches and dents. Cover up webcams on laptops as well as decor/markup luggage and instrument cases. They also act as poor tape for non-critical purposes.

@absturztaube @niconiconi @chjara
Thank you for defining reality for me :ablobcool: I was afraid I was going to be stuck in a broken simulation!

@absturztaube @niconiconi @chjara
Do you exist in your own timezone? Do you make regular commutes in Dr Who fashion?

If time is an illusion, does that make you more real than people who live in stationary timezones?

@kumicota
Someone's being cocky with the sniper rifle...

I guess this is proof that chicks play games too.

>"What game do you want to play?"
< "I dunno, *peck* one out."

What came first, the chicken or the easter egg?

@benjancewicz
>I let you rent the apartment, stop complaining!
<But I can't get out the door! It's blocked by your indoor gardening venture!
>I let you rent the apartment, not the hallway!

Fun fact:: you're only supposed to send 30% of your income on rent/housing. Most minimum wage Americans can't afford(or can nearly do so) rent with even their full paychecks.

@kojote@mastodon.bayern
Someone has mental health problems if they think this is a solution.

butt 

@ilovecomputers
I've never seen this irl and I've seen plenty of butts in my life.

And now I just realized how miscontrusive that sentence could be...

@zstark do what they did in Futurama and fast-forward through time until it loops to yesterday.

i feel like not enough people realize that even for "high functioning" autistic ppl we still struggle with everything

we're just good enough at struggling that most of the time it's not really noticeable
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