LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@social.cleverlibre.org

@freemo @calligraphy
One of the reasons for this blood-feud is people believe that the other side uses a different part of the brain than the other. See one people believe left-handed people are smarter. Others argue that left handed people are handicapped because of the extra effort they go through when writing left to right and smearing ink in the process. Leftists argue that righties are lazy because they just drag their hands across the paper.

The hate is real.

I didn't say it was logical.

@freemo @calligraphy
Which part? The being right or being right-handed? Either way it's both and the same and real.

@freemo @calligraphy
Beautiful. However, you must get a lot of of hate for being right

Handed. Us right-handers need to stick together!

@freemo @icedquinn Another plot twist:: misinformation about rods go viral, making people believe that they're divine gifts from God that will teleport you to heaven once it hits you.

An expensive religion is made based on people praying that giant metal rods will fall on them from space.

@VD15
<< What happened to Bill?
>> He croaked

@solexid
I guess they were never breastfed?

@kotik
Cat in the glat

@icedquinn exercise? Hot towel to the face?

@icedquinn
<<You got th goods?
>>Yeah I got the ice

@novimatrem
Watch trance/hypnosis vids?

@icedquinn
Shoot yourself in the foot with old English font

@valleyforge @hackernews@die-partei.social
I would say because it's a invasion of privacy, but that line has already been crossed.

@icedquinn
Isn't that most days though? Or are you actually allowed to be happy at work?

@icedquinn
Wait, you get time off?!

@icedquinn
You haven't been desensitized to high levels of caffeine yet.

@icedquinn don't know your timezone, but is it drink o' clock yet?

@ken
I have no idea what you're talking about.