@Shatter242
Relevant
https://youtu.be/C2RYZD_J0Es
@Shatter242 @satan
Hehehehe
@evan
Imo there's not much to elaborate other than what I perceive to be obvious.
Nice looking wine though.
@Hermi
Yes, there are people from Brazil on Mastodon.
@freemo @lazzarello
I'd enjoy a few drinks, but can't commute ATM. I have vacation coming up though. Won't have flight fare though. I suppose we could post the brews...
@freemo @icedquinn
Yeah, but you've seen my post history. My browser history comes after that...
@mamemomonga
Sudo
I'd apply for a position but then there'd be a crossover of business and personal that would just make things messy.
@xyzzy
Talk DEREK
@xyzzy
Punch DEREK
@xyzzy go to DEREK
@xyzzy
To DEREK
@icedquinn
>> Work harder, I need more money
<< Some for me?
>> No, you get paid less too.
<< I quit.
>> But... Why?
>> We're hiring you because you seem mildly capable.
<< I'm eager to learn, thanks for the job!
=====2 years later
>> Here's Derpo. He's being paid 2x more than you to be your senior and knows less than 1/4. Train him.
<< What? No, it's not on my JD.
>>It's your job now. Do it.
<<You're going to regret that.
=====2weeks later
<< Hey Derpo
~~ Can I start vacation now?
<< I won't stop you.
~~ cool, see you later!
=====1 month later
>> Where's Derpo?
<< No idea.
@izaya
I forgot you live on another planet :|
Over here everything's connected to a grid is sorts.
@izaya
They're monitored further up the line
@xyzzy
Go to Derek
Ask me about my keyboard