LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@social.cleverlibre.org

Some interesting insults:

Your existence is a derogatory remark against all remotely-sentient life.

The ability to conceive your inexistent humor is best reserved for the most ineffectual, toxic cancers of consciousness.

To have spoken to you has been a curse upon my bloodline in both past and future.

Inhaling in zealous, flesh-eviserating fire ants would have been more pleasant than being caught in the same room as you.

Your mockery of human-like resemblance had stuck God cold and the left the devil in perpetual convulsions of vomiting and seizure.

@riley

Sudo

@shibao

were they perfectly set down? Cast askew? Again, details.

Either way, it was likely a prank or a mistake. Finding random items along trails is common. The boots could've fallen off someone's bag or the back of a bike or something. Also possible someone bought some cheap boots to set there to either spook passerbys or mark the trail for a future reference.

@shibao

How were the boots left? Orderly? Clean? Dirty? Details, por favor.

@xyzzy

Walk to POLITICAL PUNDIT

@Tim_Eagon
Congratulations to her

@Ailu@lgbtqia.space
Ooowwww

@foone
It's hard to look right at you, baby
But here's my bytecode, so push me, maybe

@Ailu@lgbtqia.space
Me-ooo

@Twelve

Future generations will never know the void beyond the screen.

They will never hear the whispers in the static

@Bloomfer

Plunder by the poolside...

Wreak havoc on a hammock...

Sleeping like a Viking.

I hate being gaslighted by those closest to me...

Everything I come up with is someone else's idea 3 months later.

@josemanuel
Already forwarded.

@hackernews@die-partei.social

/Doubt

@i0null

Cc @niconiconi

@flacs

Cc @mamemomonga