LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@social.cleverlibre.org

@bpepple
Depends on the perspective

@bgme @poll
Which Office suite do you primarily use?

@Matty
Not even the apex of the Halo tv series. Stay tuned.

@shibao

@shibao
I know you like dogs...
But what about dogs?

@Finner @heurism @shibao
Anyone capable of spontaneous combustion is a boomer 8}

@shibao
There's plenty who would want this specifically.

@shibao
Do I even need to ask about the hot dogs?

Thank you for applying to the Software Engineer. position at Employnet.
Unfortunately, Employnet has moved to the next step in their hiring process, and your application was not selected at this time.

@trinsec
Compare this is the majority of the responses I got back.

Hi Lucifargundam,
Thank you so much for your application. You look like a great fit for the Test Automation position at Meta (facebook). If you will email your resume to mxxxx@xxxxxx.com I'll send you a link to schedule an interview.

Best regards
M.

Hi Lucifargundam,

We greatly appreciate your interest in our Technical Solutions Engineer opportunity. Thank you so much for taking the time to speak with me last week to learn more about the position! Although you have an impressive background, unfortunately, we have decided to move forward with another candidate at this time for this particular opportunity.

We appreciate and value your experience. I will certainly keep your information on file for future consideration, our recruiting needs are always changing. Please feel free to stay in touch as well and reach out if you are ever interested in learning about new positions we may have available.

Thank you again for your time and interest.

Kindest Regards,
A.R.
Recruiter

@shibao
"Auditor of the month"

@helene @lain @shibao
"G'day, mate!"

@Fourteen
I was making a pun. Sorry it was poorly presented.

@greentext
Verified paragraph 17
https://www.independent.com/2011/01/15/how-eucalyptus-came-california/

@Fourteen
Verified. Not affiliated but actual person.

@mametsuko
Kinda hard to do if you can't identify yourself