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>> Your country owes 3 trillion dollars in debt to my country!!

<< Mother F'er humanity owes me complacent immortal bliss heaven, and that aint happening any time soon! There's no way I'm fixing someone else's mistakes without me getting serviced first- I've already been cheated more than I'm owed!

I. Have. Been. Drinking.

And it may show.

On the plus side, I have stuff to do tomorrow- so that'll balance out tonight's deficit.

Thankfully I got coffeepot ready for later, already.

mmm..... lemon poppy seed cake is safer and more delicious... (not my pic; mine has less icing)

I would have had roasted chicken for dinner today- but I got full off one of my experimental poppy-seed bread concoctions... Now I'm stuck between being stuffed and craving food without the middle-ground of the spectrum.

-got an early xmas present
-verified car works great now with new coilpack
-cleaned up filing cabinet and wrote more in my journal

TFW you doxxed yourself into receiving a xmas present.


-cleaned off my desk some
-wrote in my journal some
-did some good deeds

im not really liking the implications of this draw. But I suppose it was all in good fun.

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Necronomicon Tarot
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Two of swords upright
Two of wands reversed
Five of disks reversed

anyone got links to "twitter blocking links to mastodon instances" posts on hand?

wanna yell at my local news for reporting on journalists getting removed but not anticompetitive practices

Hi. It’s 2am. How to make bean burrito.

Step won: insert beancylinder® in tortilla.
Step chew: ensure beansides are ribbed for maximum tortilla cohesion.
Step tree: loosely hold tortilla when you bite so
Step tree continued but interrupted: when you bite into it the bean expl

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