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Every Sperm Is Sacred

Monty Python
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I were born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came
Because

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay
For each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine, and mine, and mine

Let the pagans spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

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Today's a good day to remember the Tiananmen Square protests and massacre of 4 June 1989.

These photos serve as a reminder that sometimes you need to be fed-up with your government, and brave like Tank Man, also known as the Unknown Protester or Unknown Rebel. This unidentified Chinese man stood in front of a column of Type 59 tanks leaving Tiananmen Square in Beijing on June 5, 1989.

#TankMan #TiananmenSquare

@croquetapeligro
Opinión personal tengo el honor de haber compartido con Irene unos cafés
y a dado mucho de si misma y en este país su discurso no se ha entendido una pena 😿

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Da comienzo la subasta de la Evau quien comienza la puja

@Aranya
Farola farola nuestra farola 🤩🤩😍
💨🧬🤗😘

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@luisgarciareal
Ya nos contarás de esa vaciedad de la que tanto se habla
que tal vez no esté tan vacía 😸

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Tránsito solar de la ISS
Este pasado mediodía, la ISS pasó sobre Canarias y desde un punto concreto del sureste de Gran Canaria la pudimos captar justo delante de nuestra estrella, el Sol. No iba muy convencida por la abundante nubosidad de los últimos días en las vertientes sur y este de la isla, pero en el momento exacto del pase y a pesar de haber algún cirro, la pillamos.
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Sony a7IV
Sony 200-600mm
Filtro Solar Thousand Oaks (cristal con celda)
60mm + recorte
f/6.3
1/2000’’
ISO 100

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