This is Mur @mur2501@social.cleverlibre.org

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My dog was an amazing liar too. I have a story I tell, it sounds like an exaggeration but I assure you it is not.

My friend had been staying with me and he had just had a gigantic > 1 foot cheese steak delivered and he sat down, unwrapped it and it was an inch away from his mouth when ht noticed he was stopped by my dog who had placed her water bowl on his lap.

you see she had conditioned us many times before that whenever she was done drinking her water bowl and it was empty that she brings it to one of us and we will go fill it for her, it was pretty cute and smart of her in her own right.

Anyway my friend of course puts his glistening cheese steak sandwhich down and gets up to fill her bowl.. Now usually the bowl sat right at the base of the sink we used to fill it. Right as he walks over to fill the bowl I hear a cry from him "what the hell there is water all over the floor" as he stands in a puddle with his socks. A split second later he looks over and sees my dog, propped up on the chair with an entire foot and a half long cheese steak going down her throat in one byte like she was an anconda. Even though he only turned his back away for a few seconds there wasnt a speck of food left, just a dog with a gigantic grin on her face.

It tooks us both a few seconds to realize what happened.. but what Blue did was she saw the cheese steak and even though her bowl was filled that cheeky bastard literally dumped the water on the floor and brought the bowl to him just to distract him from the cheese steak so she could get an in to steal it. It was cold, and calculated, and kinda fucking brilliant for a dog if you think about it. As far as I was concerned she earned that damn cheese steak :)

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less than two weeks until my birthday

still have no idea what to do than sitting at computer all day

#introduction Hi! I'm Haley. I'm a disabled thirty-something in the southeastern US. I live with my spouse, two cats, two hermit crabs, my in-laws and my grandmother-in-law in the suburbs. When I'm not well enough to be a middle school teacher, I garden, bake, and make memes.

Boundaries: No TERFS, SWERFS, homophobes, white supremacists or people who push wheelchair users without permission. Not interested in new romantic relationships, thanks.

The university asked the teaching staff to somehow finish the syllabus by 20th because exams are starting from 21st. As a result, we have to finish all the assignments, worksheets and stuff by this weekend. More than 90% of these was dumped this evening.