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NOTICE
Your local black cat could possibly be a dwarf black panther.

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@SEEK
Sir you have to pay the qotoland taxes to Mr. @freemo :blobcatsuit:

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@borrof @lebronjames75
Then why were you blowing that girl's ass?

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@lebronjames75 @borrof
Ohh no no no, smoking weed isn't Krishna's department
It's Shiva's department

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Traveling Salesman :verified:

In "New India" if you're accused of a crime, you're Muslim until found Hindu.

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Today is group sleeping day

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@Nikolai_Kingsley @calculsoberic@mstdn.social
You shouldn't keep the name of your favourite pornstar as a password

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@borrof
I am a tomcat, I have balls.
I pee on you

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Mélissa

Dear Fedi, before we leave for the vet again, here are some photos of pipi doing better.

He still has some issues but things will get better and rat poison will not be the end of pipi.

#PigeonLover

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Softy typsytapsies

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@thor
Yess ofcourse, though he is from Switzerland so speaks Swiss German

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@thor
Well yes he was the main choice of the director of the movie. They wanted a veteran actor from the South.

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@borrof
Today is a good day to die for a pig :AngeryCat:

@lebronjames75

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@stux
Please come here and smuggle me to Netherlands in your pocket :blobcatsadreach:

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Washy sleeps in my pocket

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@stux
How much big are dutch pockets?

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@thor
Actually they directly offered the role to Bruno Ganz without auditions :blobcatgoogly:
Ganz was very reluctant to accept (cause ofcourse that would put a bad image) but anyway accepted it and had to study speeches, videos and other records of hitler to mimic properly.

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@borrof @lebronjames75
By the way, Krishna had 16000 girlfriends

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