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@pela0yakuza@mas.to
She is eating raw bread dough?

@guresuke
Well India is a traditional and religious society. If you touch the chord of religion here it will shake all of India. Politics also happens on basis of religion and caste here. The ruling party is Hindu far right.
The thread of religious tension is tight and it's just a matter of time that it boils down to violent chaos.

@koyu@koyu.space
जन्मदिन की शुभकामनाएं :ablobcatbongo:

@copyme@mastodon.online
Uncle Pooh sends his regards :blobfoxpeekknife:

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
That's strange occurence which should not happen.
What kinda settings are we talking about here?

@JonathanMBR
Ofcourse not
Northern parts have Islamic extremism and high terrorist activities. Western parts are also in violence due to Separatist movements.

@guresuke
Nah no worries
I am not religious.
Just forced into religion by family :blobcatsadlife:
Also naturally I know about all the religions and community residing in India :blobcatgoogly:

@guresuke
Nah, born in Muslim family.
My community originates from Yemen.

pasta 

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death

@stux
They say they are against slurs but they kinda sound the same as the people who use slurs :blobcatgooglyshrug:

@tombies@social.tchncs.de @calculsoberic@mstdn.social @stux
What is the best gift to give to a German?

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