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@tombies@social.tchncs.de @calculsoberic@mstdn.social
How you define them?

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social @tombies@social.tchncs.de
Do zombies poop and piss?

@freemo
Well there are literally alot of fake items selling on ebay for high prices like mobile phone boxes

@EpicKitty @tombies@social.tchncs.de
You were singing 'Long live my queen' in your sleep

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
Well it's time to attach a GoPro to Sgt. Pickles collar

@EpicKitty @tombies@social.tchncs.de
Gimme £10000 or I leak the video of you screaming in your sleep :ablobderpy:

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
How can I believe you have still not posted a single video of it :blobfoxcomfysmirk:

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
Giant steps?
I think Sgt. pickles can do that

@stux
In India and many other third world countries jobs like this are done by tue people belonging to communities which are culturally deemed untouchable

I know people will feel disgusted but this is true respect. Working in those condition and that shit hole hats off.

@EpicKitty @tombies@social.tchncs.de
I have cameras fitted in your home :blobfoxdetective:

@stannard
That's better then accidently choosing the 'Prostate Exam'

By the door at my Doctors Surgery there is a stack of small boxes in a tray,
I need to get covid test kits to get on a ferry in a few weeks time,
I thought they were covid test kits and picked two up.
Turned the box over to see an address " My Sexual Health. PO Box ***

Then I put on my glasses and read the notice above the boxes.
Seems I chose Chlamydia tests !

Ho Hum .........
Dont ask for my results..........

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