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@absturztaube
If you see the Swiss Alps blazing with fire tomorrow, then you know who to blame :blobcathissing:

@stux When I was at the university the local bicycle society had built a bike by welding two frames on top of each other and using a long chain between the pedals and the front gears. If you stopped at traffic lights you had to hold on to the traffic light pole to avoid falling over.

The queen came one day and there were police everywhere, so obviously someone rode the double-height bicycle through the cordon, into the building that the queen was in, did a loop around the lobby and back out again. For some reason it has very tall sliding automatic doors that allow this.

I think he'd planned to do some tricks or something, but one of the police officers was subtley signalling to him that if he wasn't going to leave promptly then they would probably have to tackle him or something.

Oh, and the bike was hot pink if I remember correctly.

@absturztaube @papush_ True Fact: Ted actually needed me to up the character limit once because when we were first starting out, it wasn’t big enough for one of his rants.

@stux
Yeah they will take you from the shortest route without water :blobcatgoogly:

@salticidae@mastodon.online
Ohh fuck, I have a load of German friends here :blobcatgooglytrash:
I also have to learn German.

Just do economics and go to Germany that would be best :blobcat3c:

This is hilarious, the tire of our electric bike is flat so my gf wants to get my bike but that thing is made for somewhat taller people :blobcatgiggle: I am almost 2 meters and she's about 1,68 meters and even I can barely touch the ground while on that bike!

She just described how she was trying to manage getting off the bike for traffic lights that was so funny :bloblaugh:

@salticidae@mastodon.online
Which language? English?

Yeah mostly you would get to be a teacher, not many jobs there. :sad_cat:

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