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Benjamin Young Savage (ᐱᓐᒋᐱᓐ)

Guess who's a part of the problem

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@Saphir
Atlast the culprit behind the broken flower vase I received in the parcel is found :blobfoxdetective:

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@Saphir
Well you want to leave this place where you spend alot of your time on, you will have to find other stuffs to fill in the void of that time

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Lainey (she/they)

We said goodbye to this sweet angel today. My heart is broken and I really hate grief.

(ID: a beautiful dark Siamese cat curled up with her eyes closed on top of the couch. Just a close up of her face.)

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@Saphir
Ahhh, so you are the master gift wrapper :ablobdundundun:

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@Saphir
What did you do at work? :ablobcatangel:

Don't worry, time will change you in the way you want :ablobderpyhappy:

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ShowerThoughts
When Bill Gates sits down in a cafe, it's average customer instantly becomes a
billionaire.
-TheEnemyOfMyAnenome, Sep 2015
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Old people don't drive slow. Slow drivers live to be old people.
-gelatinous_poot, Sep 2015
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The man who submitted the world record for smallest dick has the biggest
balls.
-Televirus, Nov 2015
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A dildo can also be called a selfie stick.
-Brain_Beam, Oct 2015
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Computer labs should flicker its lights every now and then, to remind students
to save their work.
-EetzRusheen, Apr 2014
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I wish I could meet everyone born at the exact same time as I was and compare
each of our lives up to this point.
-trance_lovers, Jul 2016
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A programmer programmed the program that programmers use for programming
programs.
-PlamenDrop, May 2016
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Suicide doesn't ends the pain. It passes to someone else.
-dwightaroundya, Mar 2015
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What if the saying "money doesn't grow on trees" was invented by rich people
so we don't find their money trees?
-ChiefBigwilly, Sep 2015
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Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way
better than saying you're a cashier at McDonald's
-sireman, May 2015
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I can tell how productive I was, at work, by how much battery my cell phone
has left when I leave.
-[deleted], Oct 2014
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Antarctica only has northern coasts
-[deleted], Mar 2015
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Pulling out an earbud when someone enters the room is the 21st century's
ultimate sign of respect.
-Prettyprettyyygood, Mar 2016
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Someone should develop a browser app that very gradually starts changing words
so you can begin to learn a language.
-whilst_i_poop, Jul 2016
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