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Indish family steals shopping carts from a shopping centre in the heart of Berlin. Airport officials scrambles to find laws which prevent passengers from taking shopping carts on board the plane. Scarcity of shopping cart creates havoc with berliners as they try to fit all those beer bottles in their hands. Indish government sends shopping carts filled with Indish cultural stuffs as a gesture of apology, the existence of swastika on Indish sweet boxes cause more havoc in Berlin. :blobcatsuit:

@LoStz
Hebecomes too much floofy afterbaths :ablobcatheart:
Ready for doing more adventures in the dirt and mud :ablobderpyhappy:

@The_Quantum_Alpha@mstdn.social
Just giving what Wifey Sauce sounds like, :ablobderpy:
hope it means better in Canadian English :ablobderpyhappy:

@gummibunny
Your dreams related to babies predicted this day :blobfoxsipterrified:

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social

@The_Quantum_Alpha@mstdn.social
Wifey Sauce sounds like a porn genre

DEAD BODY!! 

several villages drowned, dam overflowed, bridges destroyed in my town

@strawberryfieldsforever
It do has a spellchecker stuff in the settings though I don't know it works or not.
okay it seems you have to manually download a dictionary source for the spellchecker

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
Seeing that I am getting new followers from hentai.love and shit I believe I am good at 300 :ablobdundundun:

@stux @strawberryfieldsforever

@strawberryfieldsforever @calculsoberic@mstdn.social
It's not new, he is a Sober Calculator since he choosen that username while creating the mastodon account :blobfoxsmirk:

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
What if Sgt. Pickles is behind all this Pegasus scandal?

@strawberryfieldsforever @calculsoberic@mstdn.social
Calculator has 10000 followers while I have 300 something.
He gets 500 while I get upto 50 :ablobderpy:

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