This is Mur @mur2501@social.cleverlibre.org

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
First rule of probability: absolute zero probability is impossible

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
What are the chances that your wife designed the Insurance site UI?

@Stellar @meeper
Be wary next time citizen, or you will end up eating fish and chips on some island the rest of your life

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
well now you are aware of bad UI designers

@Stellar @meeper
You literally say that statement in English rather then French
Can I see your citizenship card

@calculsoberic@mstdn.social
you literally lost to some bunch of graphic designers

@Stellar
You just praised England, Now you gonna loose your French citizenship

@meeper

@strawberryfieldsforever
Who uses Safari on windows anyway?

@strawberryfieldsforever
Only safari browser

@copyme@mastodon.online
maybe the politeness and helpfulness came after someone put negative comments

@freemo @flamingkeys@fosstodon.org
Here you go
ENJOIII!!

Indishland beat Deutschland in hockey

DJ Katzentag
cc @freemo

@strawberryfieldsforever @tombies@social.tchncs.de
That's a refreshing morning walk

@freemo @surasanji @meeper
Crab is no weak pussy

@Stellar
I see boobies

@strawberryfieldsforever @tombies@social.tchncs.de
Yes engineering does the maths, now tombies will take tge result and make a report of profitability and feasibility

@tombies@social.tchncs.de @strawberryfieldsforever
By crossing the physical lines of the terrace, frankie can have an acceleration increase of 35 Kmph