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I really want some film maker to have an actor loudly fart in a scene but not
for comedic value, but because that shit happens.
-eamisagomey, Apr 2014
This Only applies if you’re a guy. Think about it. All the traditional ways to clean up uses up something. In the toilet? Wastes water. Anywhere else? Wastes tissues. In a towel? Hard to clean up. Everything inevitably costs money. But if you eat your cum, then there’ll be nothing wasted. What I like to do is I take a cookie or anything really and just cum on that. Sometimes I cum in my coffee. Sometimes I just bust directly in my mouth. This way, you get nutritional value out of a good snack and you save money. It’s a win win

You know how I am 

@seek - Sri Lankan pussy keeper and tech bitch

@borrof - Just a doggo trying to smell his own ass

Is there any couples here whose condoms were clawed by their cat and now they are teaching a dumb little kid how to take a shit?? :blobfoxthinking:

Considering our anatomy, it makes more sense if males wore skirts and females
wore pants.
-mizo155, Aug 2014
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