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What if Jesus was just a normal guy and someone started a rumor about him that
got out of control?
-petrucci666, Apr 2014

Stop being a pussy @thor
Just claw the neck of your human if he acts too much dick, you are cute you will get a new human in no time :AngeryCat:

Vengo para deciros que Lluvia adora la crema de cacahuete.
Que lo sepáis

42°C with the sun burning on top and I am on an entirely open ground for giving my driving license test wearing a helmet on my head and mask on my face

Anyone wants to eat finely roasted cat??

Airports should have post offices in them so you can mail home all the crap
you can't bring onto the plane
-[deleted], Jan 2014

Uber gets free PR, passenger gets his stuff back, taxi driver gets "praise online"

plato: i need to take a shit
socrates: why do you say "take a shit" when you leave it in the toilet
plato: whoa

they have shut down everything but:

- grocery stores
- pharmacies
- liquor stores
- banks
- post offices

but what about pet stores? pets may need particular foods, kitty litter, etc. is that less essential than food and toilet paper for humans?

if i have to order things for my pets online, shouldn't i also have to order things for humans online and vice versa?

pets aren't hobbies. they're family members.
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