This is Mur @mur2501@social.cleverlibre.org

@TonyStark Help your human if they need it!

这知识它不进脑啊
为难我小猫咪了

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death

oh much better link! 285 editions!
https://archive.org/details/ElektorMagazine/

elektor electronics india, 1987
https://www.scribd.com/document/340174626/ee-1987-05

If I treated people how I wanted to be treated, I would go around sucking
dick.
-Orig_analUse_rname, Jun 2015

Happy paws 🐾

My wife just went back to school which means I'm having sex with a college
girl.
-steeb2er, Jan 2016

When you pop bubble wrap, you're releasing a bi-product of the import. Chinese
air.
-octafed, May 2014