This is Mur @mur2501@social.cleverlibre.org

sex and extreme sports are actually quite similar: you come dangerously close
to changing the world's population count by 1.
-scibot9000, Aug 2015

I haven't swam competitively since I was a sperm.
-FourWordReplies, Aug 2016

"Devs be like"

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Fast food for #cats .
Nelson doesn’t mind.

Silly little #Washy #cat😻♥️

I know people will feel disgusted but this is true respect. Working in those condition and that shit hole hats off.

By the door at my Doctors Surgery there is a stack of small boxes in a tray,
I need to get covid test kits to get on a ferry in a few weeks time,
I thought they were covid test kits and picked two up.
Turned the box over to see an address " My Sexual Health. PO Box ***

Then I put on my glasses and read the notice above the boxes.
Seems I chose Chlamydia tests !

Ho Hum .........
Dont ask for my results..........

#Washy #cat

#Washy was playing with mask A little Amish #cat!

Saying "I'm a vegetarian, but I eat chicken and fish" is like saying "I'm a
virgin, but I have anal sex."
-mistertranslator, Jan 2016