Dаn̈ıel Раršlow 🥧 @pieist@social.cleverlibre.org

@zeruch @Popehat

Okay

oo-er missus

chance would be a fine thing

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"I fuck with people in a country in which something like half the people unabashedly espouse a right to shoot dead anyone who fucks with them. Someone shot me when I fucked with them. That's not going to stop me from fucking with people."

Admirable is not the word I'd use.

@Popehat Yeah but they're OUR loathsome amoral people

The Who hoped to die before they got old, but I say live long enough to think that a baseball cap with a folksy zinger embroidered on it will surely make everyone's day as much as it does yours.

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https://www.jesusandmo.net/comic/cube/

@Popehat What if you displayed a blank piece of paper and said "this is a picture of the Prophet Mohammed covered in a white sheet in a snowstorm?"

@Popehat What if a lecturer displayed a picture of Sluggo from the Nancy comic strip and said, "for purposes of discussion, let's say this is a picture of Mohammed..." ?

@packy @Popehat That would be nominative determinism or something wouldn't it

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Would a good legal test be if she displayed a stick figure and said it was the Prophet Mohammed?

@michalis @bruces
An Amazon brand name generator is just a relabeled random word generator. Half their sellers have brand names like FVOOBN and KKECP. It's basically because sellers are constantly changing paper companies mostly remarketing the same goods across Amazon, Taobao, Alibaba etc and needing a constant resupply of unique names that'll be quick and easy to trademark in multiple countries.

@Popehat So he's been using Harlan Crow's jet to visit RV parks and Walmart parking lots? How down home of him. He's just a real bubba with no time to waste on fripperies like scheduled airlines.

@PixelJones @RepJayapal I'll believe corporations are people when one of them goes to prison.

My extra-special favorite refinement of the Dunning-Kruger Effect is when people take their ignorance of a thing's existence to be the authority to say it doesn't exist.

@ct_bergstrom Tell it to the people who display their collections of lanyards from conferences in their offices. I know one woman who has hers prominently visible in her Zoom background.

@SwiftOnSecurity I lived pretty much next to one as a kid in Misawa

Piña Coladas aren't entirely terrible, but name one person who genuinely likes getting caught in the rain?

Currently: wet, wet, wet.

I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes

@integerpoet@mastodon.online @Popehat As ever I get the feeling that some large percentage of German immigrants from the English speaking community are setting themselves up for massive disillusion.

@ct_bergstrom Do not suppose you are fit to judge your emergent masters