Dаn̈ıel Раršlow 🥧 @pieist@social.cleverlibre.org

@rpilocator I might get one just to help keep one of their shelves from breaking.

@rpilocator Goodness.

@randahl It'd be instructive to ask any of his followers to read it and say if they agree with it. Assuming they say yes, come back with "so you believe Biden should have full immunity from prosecution for any crimes he may commit?"

@martinvermeer @kiteless But how would xeyes work? A lenticular effect or perhaps some eccentric wheel and/or arm driven off the clock.

@SwiftOnSecurity Hey, Charlle Brooker's on mastodon?

@botvolution @transdiffusion That reminds me, I've never seen the series Quiller, even though I liked the novel[s]. I'm *ahem* obtaining a copy now. I've no doubt he was better in the title role than the mystifying choice of George Segal was in the film.

If you're out of spaghetti, just cook a half-and-half ratio of capellini and linguini. It averages out to be spaghetti.

@LillyHerself @JamesGleick In Scotland you get Hamish out of it as well.

@bruces Most in-play civilizations in this part of the galaxy are gonna consider that move pretty corny.

@randahl Have they checked between the sofa cushions?

@Fife4Europe Same thing that happened to the £450M/wk for the NHS.

@speculater @randahl
Look how well it's worked in North Korea all this time: mens sana in corpore sano doncha know.

@randahl "To all appearances he retained his autonomy. Then one day he stepped into a voting booth."

Of those to whom much is given, much questioning at Customs is expected.