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Sunrise with a sliver of moon above the dead pine tree. Winter Solstice.

Excited I finished a puzzle in just a few days because on the side of the box it says "4-6 years"

I just watched my neighbor's dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, Wow dogs are easily entertained. Then I realized, I just watched my neighbor's dog chase its tail for 10 minutes.

Them
"This shirt really brings out the gray in my hair."
Me
"Every shirt really brings out the gray in my hair."

If the Mayan apocalypse doesn't happen, it's because all year I've been sacrificing virgins to the feather serpent god.

You're welcome world.

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