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@ramob from what I can tell, didn’t have the slightest clue…!

How can someone be doing a masters degree in computer science at one of the world’s top institutions and not know what a checksum is‽

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Fun fact: if present-day US copyright law had been in force at the time that Disney's "Alice in Wonderland" was made, Lewis Carol's "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" would not have entered the public domain for another 17 years

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The biggest problem with the open source world, and modern software in general xkcd.com/2347/

Automatic Semicolon Insertion. You couldn’t make a programming language worse than JavaScript if you tried. Like, what the actual fudge.

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Maybe restricting our main form of public discourse and communication to message size and complexity customized to the bandwidth constraints of a random iteration of electronic device, and leaving it that way for an entire generation, wasn't the best idea after all.

<*>; is it a shield, is a helmet? Useful in either case given all those blunt trauma options xkcd.com/2343/

Got to say, never have I felt more like a computer scientist than when I just put this chart together -- classic computer science right here!

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@nolan >Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future!

>Programmers / Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

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"Why companies struggle with recalcitrant IT" economist.com/business/2020/07

"Airlines are […] now advised to turn the plane off and on again every 51 days, to stop its computers displaying false data in mid-flight."

Love our glorious computerized future

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its funny how i used to want websites to have scripts running on them. "ajax" or whatever it is we called it. because that way it didn't have to reload the whole page each time you clicked something, so it was faster, since the internet connection was slow. but now i kinda want sites to refresh the entire page when you click on something because the internet is fast now and the thing thats making the web slow IS the scripts

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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

GNU Terry Pratchett

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Reading into browser vendor debates about how to reduce fingerprinting, e.g. enumerating installed fonts: github.com/w3c/csswg-drafts/is

There seems to be widespread disagreement about whether this is even possible. Tab Atkins from Google says: "[G]oing from 400 bits to 40 bits of identifying information achieves precisely nothing, since you only need 33 bits to uniquely identify every person on Earth."

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