skells @skells@social.cleverlibre.org

SHITPOSTER CLUB ANNOUNCEMENT

In the interest of fostering legitimacy with the new Twitter arrivals, we have taken the extraordinary step of requiring a "real name and face" policy going forward at Shitposter Club. It is important to conduct online business using your real identity so there is accountability and reputation. We expect it will take a while for everyone to transition, but it is a change that needed to happen.

The new way to get banned on Twitter. Saying the titanic was just a movie.

With all this drama going on its no surprise that I keep thinking of this quote over and over....

(my own #calligraphy )

BREAKING: Swiss police warn consumers to be on the watch for "absinthe forgery".

it is fridey my dudes

From Birdsite: @bennd77 on Dec 14, 2021

Just paid 4% over normal price at a local restaurant because I used a credit card.

I took the opportunity to ask them if they would consider taking #Bitcoin via something like
@CashApp or @OshiApp. There was no laughing, only raw, genuine interest.

It’s about time.

Your democracy dies behind your paywall.

Give me a Lightning Network QR code for this article and I would have read it.

I’m not subscribing to your piece of shit rag.

It’s not much, but it’s honest work

When you were partying, I studied the bird. When you were ordering doordash, I mastered gravy. While you wasted your days eating out, I made stuffing. And now that it’s Thanksgiving and the relatives are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

"The earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching."
- Assyrian tablet, c. 2800 BC

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