oh btw if you haven't watched the hannibal tv series with laurence fishburne and madds mikkelsen go do youselves a favour
so here’s what we do, bois.
We take this situation in the Levant, and we make some good out of it. That guy we killed that they’re always on about? We can venerate him no different than we venerate the Sun and the Sea.
The marriage of these beliefs will be a unifying force for the empire for centuries to come, setting the grounds for both prosperity and conflict across the globe for, dare I say, millenia.
We will make some men commit to celibacy, while their superiors partake in the most disgusting of sins. Questions about our actions will be debated for all eternity, for their implications, and the blame and example for all empires to come will be compared to us.
There will be no God, no Emperor, no Dictator more powerful than the decision we make here today.
and then we get laid?
sigh Yes, Barcas. Then we get laid.