可能是发行版的问题,不如试试openSUSE(逃
商人配合符文大师。给自己拍一个扩散符文,然后满BP对自己用紧急回避。因为扩散符文,所有人都能得到紧急回避效果,从而免疫所有物理伤害。魔大公则是反射轻纱加上舞娘的全体化大招,慢慢磨
#苏联笑话改编
#新苏联笑话
#今日苏联笑话
#蘇聯笑話
网易代理Minecraft笑话。
1.一位网易员工结束一天的工作,回到办公室,突然独自大笑起来。对面办公桌的同事奇怪的问道:“有什么好笑的事吗?”“是啊”审核员用手帕擦着笑出来的眼泪:“一个很好笑的笑话……“哦?说来听听?”“你疯了吗?!我刚封了说这笑话的家伙的账号!”
2.某日网易决定采访一下各位玩家。网易官方问道:“玩Minecraft,你最感谢的人是谁?”玩家答道:“刘慈欣。”官方大惑不解,追问道:“为什么呢?”玩家答道:“感谢刘慈欣提出‘在石头上刻字’的创新方法,在网易版Minecraft的告示牌禁止写字后,这对我们帮助很大。”
3.在网易版Minecraft的文字一夜消失之后,玩家们纷纷制造“刷石机",以此作为书写。
4.三个网易玩家被封号了,彼此间谈起封号的原因。第一个人说:“我因为使用外挂。”第二个人说:“我因为开发外挂。”第三个人说:“我就是举报你们的人,因为散播‘扰乱社区秩序’内容而被封号。”
5.一位玩家打电话到问一名Minecraft的up主:“网易Minecraft到底是艺术还是科学?”主持人说 :“我也不清楚,但我肯定不是科学”“为什么?”“如果是科学的话,他们应该拿狗做试验。”
6.赫鲁晓夫和勃列日涅夫一起玩我的世界。玩着玩着,文字突然消失了。请问网易的结局?
7.国际版和网易版有什么区别?在国际版上,如果给出什么东西,最终能否保留需要玩家满意,而网易版什么都能让玩家满意,就是什么也不能提供。
8.一个英国人,一个法国人,一个网易Minecraft玩家谈论什么是世界上最幸福的事。英国人:最幸福的事情就是冬天晚上回家,穿着羊毛裤坐在壁炉前面。法国人:你们英国人就是古板,最幸福的事情是和一个金发女郎一起去地中海度假,然后我们好和好散。网易Minecraft玩家:最幸福的事情就是发现有人被封号了,进入游戏后:被封号的是你!
9.一个网易玩家准备去玩国际版,网易官方知道了很不高兴。于是组织了一个客服委员会给他做思想工作,客服说:“同志,你为什么要去国际版?是因为不满意网易版更新太慢?” “不是。”“是因为不满意网易版社区环境不好?”“不是。”“是因为不满意外挂玩家太多?”“不是。”“那我们不明白了,你没有什么不满意的,为什么要去玩国际版?”“因为在国际版,我可以有不满意。
10.罗辑害怕文字消失,因此用石头刻字。网易版玩家用石头写字,因为文字真得消失了!
Recently I was actively trying to be online, like keep up with everything, getting latest news, knowing what happened around the people I knew, and the people that the people I knew know (what a weird sentence).
And the result is... I'm feeling nauseous. Like I want to physically vomit.
So I think I'd better keep my self not so online.
Hmmm, but as far as I know, they handed my parcel to China post and our local post office will deliver my parcel.
I heard about things like DHL paid the duty for you and then later ask you to pay more, otherwise they won't deliver your package.
The interesting part about my parcel is that, I ordered something from Canada, it then shipped to US, then head to German. From there, it becomes a EMS parcel (along with the tracking number like WD12345678, it got an additional tracking number like CG12345678DE). It's my local EMS service asking me to pay more so they can talk to the custom in my behaviour (cost 10 CNY, less than 2 USD), then they said my custom duty is 80 CNY (less than 15 USD), which is much less than I expected (300+ CNY).
Apparently, the seller used some e-commerce platform that handles the tax and shipping things for them, and according to other buyers, the seller seems to declare items properly. But my local costum said DHL, or the Dutch post declares my parcel was only worth 50 EUR, which it should be 250 USD. Also, my custom see the parcel is shipped from German, not Canada.
I feel weird when speaking to non-living objects, like smartphones and other "smart" things. Through text it's better, but still weird. And to make things weirder, the new bing that powered by chatgpt and allowed to access the internet, I saw some screenshot that the ai is trying to express something emotional.
Based on what I learned about chatgpt, it's simply predicting what human is expecting based on the question.
And the ai knows to refuse the human.
Abandoned since this instance is broken. Please follow my new account: @skyblond