Simon @spoltier@social.cleverlibre.org

I’m reasonably certain that this is fiction but it’s so good (and unsettling) that I do not plan on ever checking that assumption (via @hazelweakly)
https://www.teamten.com/lawrence/writings/coding-machines/

It was the revenge of a lifetime to make it to SBB's railsways talk on time and being late to DB's. #fosdem

It was mandatory to recover my mastadon login because no other social media seems to be relevant at #fosdem.

Ok, San Miguel 0,0 is a drinkable alcohol free beer.

Ok, it's Friday afternoon and I'm tired of messing around with Prometheus, so it's time for another paper-reading liveblog!

Today I'm reading "Bigger, Longer, Fewer: what do cluster jobs look like outside Google?" by George Amvrosiadis et al.

http://www.pdl.cmu.edu/PDL-FTP/CloudComputing/CMU-PDL-17-104.pdf

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#distributedsystems #CloudComputing #simulation #liveblogging

I gave #linkedin an honest try, for a year or more, in terms of finding #work.

It's a cesspool of #toxicpositivity and fake job postings.

Now I'm asking, with all urgency -- to anyone who has anything #tech to offer, please consider a guy who has:

- 30 yrs of experience
- out of work for 20 months
- 3 kids, one of who is coming up on her first birthday
- a track record for secure systems
- a month left before being evicted

The Space Cats are ready to rummmmmmble! 😆

tiresome new patient intake forms thanks to that pagliacci incident

"-90x programmer - 10x output and ten other 10x programmers nerdsniped"

"This page looks better in our app"

Then you should probably do something about it and fix your website, shouldn't you ? I don't know why you are telling me, open a ticket and deal with it !

@the_etrain @Alice

@johann @1HommeAzerty @alter_unicorn @sknob je vais pas vous dire qu'on peut encoder un qrcode DANS un qrcode hein, sinon vous allez commencer à perdre du temps de folie :)

@1HommeAzerty @alter_unicorn @sknob @defred

Pfuiou merci c't'équipe, j'ai :
- compris le principe du QR code, notamment que
- le lien est codé dans le motif et décodé directement
- installé et utilisé `qrencode`
et je me sens *un petit peu* moins con

Voilà l'oeuvre :

🖤

https://github.com/open-telemetry/community/issues/1918

Elastic has filed a ticket to donate the eBPF based profiling agent that used to be called Prodfiler to OpenTelemetry. I am extremely psyched!!!

I'm looking for scholarly research on archetypes/taxonomies/characterization of open source governance models.

There are several models out there: Benevolent Dictator for Life (BDL), Technical Steering Council/Committee (TSC), loosely defined meritocratic lazy consensus... And would love to read some deep analysis on those. Any pointers are appreciated.

Please boost for reach 🙏🏼

Elecia( @logicalelegance ) and Chris( @stoneymonster ) chat with each other about her upcoming conference talks among other things.

Take a listen here: https://embedded.fm/episodes/469.

Here's an excerpt:

#embedded #podcast #engineering

@krypt3ia "And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its /path/."