"I don't understand," the knitter said. "You have spaceships, you explore, I don't know, black wormholes or whatever they're called. Why come to me?"
"I do not know how to knit," the alien said. "It fascinates me."
"You know so much more than us."
"Gng. We know different things."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
@pluralistic I mentioned this one to my family the other day and got some lols. They'd never heard of it, but I think there was an actual one hanging in one of my EE labs. (many, many moons ago)
I've been enjoying watching the bunnies play the past few days. I got this candid shot of a bunny doing self-care or is it hiding an easter egg?
https://pixels.com/featured/backyard-bunny-a-candid-moment-chad-meyer.html
#AYearForArt #BuyIntoArt #TheArtDistrict #bunny #rabbit #easter #nature
Oh yeah that did it for me.
Your 9-year old kid wrote a *working program in C++* and you complained about her code style?
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RT @laceynwilliams
Hi programmers would you like to be incandescent with rage?
https://twitter.com/laceynwilliams/status/1635814793906102273
I bought a BGN Nikonos IV-a in 2011 from KEH on a lark.Thought it would be good for shooting film while kayaking. It turned out to be a great camera to shoot on the water and in any wet conditions. But I was always worried because I had heard they are hard to maintain and can easily flood.
So when my camera stopped working one rainy day in 2012, while out leading a sea kayaking trip, I was bummed and thought: Oh well, guess thats the end of that!.. and I stashed it in a box... (1/4)
Rewrite Bible stories as Florida Man headlines!
"Florida Man Murders Brother in Fit of Jealousy, Loses Farmland"
Trying out #OpenChatKit, an open source alternative to #ChatGPT. So far it's off to a great start in proving it can be just as useful as the other AI chatbots.
Living in the #wetlands of #Polesia (also spelled #Polesie) in #EasternPoland. Surrounded by #bogs and #forests, trying not to fuck up surrounding nature too much.
Taking care of a small pack of #dogs – #IdąPsięta.
Luddite working with hi-tech.
#RuralBroadband provider by accident. Starting a small LoRaWAN project to monitor our wetlands. Coding in #Python. Dealing with dirty data, cleaning them when time allows.
#Atheist. I don't *believe* in #science – science is the *only* thing that protects us from belief.
Fuck nazis.
My account on Twitter is still up, for good reasons. https://twitter.com/szescstopni
I check facts before I toot.
I sometimes toot in Polish.
Zdolny, ale leniwy.