szescstopni @szescstopni@social.cleverlibre.org

In the realm of homework excuses, “this assignment is destroying my search history" is a new one.

Heads up 99%.

Whenever someone from a think tank talks about “the economy”, mentally insert the words “rich people’s yacht money” into the sentence.

We can’t provide free healthcare, because it might harm rich people’s yacht money.

Nurses are going to have to feed themselves from food banks in order to protect rich people’s yacht money.

We’ve decided to let kids work in slaughter houses to help boost rich people’s yacht money.

It works every time. Give it a try.

#RichPeoplesYachtMoney

@ekranoza "Opór jest daremny"

EU doubles firefighting aircraft fleet ahead of hot and dry summer

https://www.thejournal.ie/eu-doubles-firefighting-aircraft-thejournal-ie-6080384-May2023/

#ClimateEmergency #pollution #ecology #environment #ClimateCrisis #ClimateCatastrophe #Climate #EU

Can you guess what it is? Yes, it's *junk*.

It's what happens when the vendor sends you a small replacement part (per warranty) in a large box, and uses this as an opportunity to get rid of some production waste for free.

#ecology

Tytuł na jedynce w "Rzeczpospolitej": "ZABÓJCZA NORMA EURO 7" XD
(a tekst o tym, że przez ZABÓJCZE normy środowiskowe podrożeją nowe auta). IKS DE IKS DE.

Humans!

Please don't send us any more unsolicited nude pics with instructions on how to get to your house.
It's creepy.

Sincerely,

The Aliens.

As your border control officer I have to tell you: There are too many Foxes around!

#Crows #Corvids #Foxes #FoxCubs #Wildlife #Animals #Photography #Krähen #Fuchs #FuchsWelpen #Tiere

Ok, I am absolutely in love with this Glaswegian AI chatbot.

Most humanlike experience I had so far: https://glasgowgpt.davidhewitson.co.uk/

#AI, #chatbot #scotland

"Daddy, those turtles are giving a piggyback ride"

cc @jerzone

#Herpetology #Turtle #Turtles #Tortoise Tortoises #Terrapin #Terrapins #Children #Nature #AltText

Hazel looking fearsome tonight #dogsofmastodon

We have a timed water switch I cracked open to see if it could be repurposed into an #ESPHome device. This is totally water powered: setting a time pushes open the valve, water is directed to spin blades, a bunch of gears turn, which eventually spins final gear with cam that closes valve. Clever!

Not a very dry environment, don't think I’ll be hooking it up to #HomeAssistant. ‘;^)

#gears #mechanical

Banks: We want all employees back in the office. Face-to-face interaction is the best way to develop a meaningful and collaborative culture.

Also banks: We're closing our physical branches. Customers can bank with us using the Internet, or phone us and sit on hold for 3 hours. Face-to-face interaction isn't needed anymore.

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