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Me: "Yes, I can do that thing at crazy hours for my family woth young children. That is months away. We'll figure it out."

~several months later~

Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG I've nooooooo idea how to organize this."

I''ve come to the conclusion that if I wait for things to be organized such that it fits with family life, I will bever be able to join in. So I do what I can. And sometimes that is a lot. Sometimes not.

#WorkLifeBalance #academia #AcademicLife

Jadąc dzisiaj #rower-em przez #LigotaŁabędzka w kierunku jeziora #DzierżnoDuże znalazłem taki zacny obiekt przed niewielką lokalną szkołą (chyba). Wykorzystałem na chwilę odpoczynku ;)

#Gliwice #Śląsk #Silesia

“To recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less.”
― Oscar Wilde

#CompostTheRich #EatTheRich

Man in a cafe to a woman with a baby: You shouldn’t bring your baby in here (he points to the pastries) look at all those flour particles.
(he leaves)
Me: I thought I’d heard all of the comments that people make to parents.
Woman: Turns out there was one more.

Woman in a cafe with a puppy (to a mum with a baby who is staring at the puppy): Would she like to stroke the dog?
Mum: Yes I think so.
The baby stokes the dog.
Mum: She loves dogs.
Then the baby strokes the woman's boob.
Mum: Sorry! She loves boobs too.
Woman: It's ok. So do I.

A URL on the license plates of 800,000 Maryland cars now redirects to an online casino based in the Philippines. Don't let those domain names lapse yo.
vice.com/en/article/4a3xe9/mar

Wait HECK the reason why that circa 2000 ISO software for like Windows ME or whatever was named "Nero" is because it burns discs. It is burning ROM. I only just now figured that out. This is so upsetting

“The idea of having a central library that needs a bus journey or train journey to get there – I couldn’t have done that, I did not have that bus fare, I walked to my library and back and I was happy to do so. I just think there are an awful lot of people in places of power who don’t have a clue. And that makes me despair quite frankly.”

Malorie Blackman stands up for #libraries.

theguardian.com/books/2023/jun

Selyverstov remembers one incident he calls, the "silliest, biggest performance" that the Russians ever did, ahead of a delegation visit by the International Atomic Energy Agency.

He claims he saw Russians walking around with the wreckage of a missile, trying to find a good place to plant it. And when they did plant it, he said, they accidentally placed it in such a way that it suggested it came from territory that Russians controlled.

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Imperial units are a pain all round, but I cannot even begin to describe how maddening “thousandths of an inch” are. OH LOOK.. AREN’T DECIMALS USEFUL? I suppose that some other weird subdivision of an inch would be worse, but really, if you can cope with thousandths of an inch, what’s so hard about a centimetre? #units #rant

One of my favorite floats at the #PrideParade was IKEA’s. They have a good sense of humor.

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