szescstopni @szescstopni@social.cleverlibre.org

"Think they've gotten it all out of their system, Schatzi?"
"Gee I hope so, Mieze! I don't like the loud noises. Not one bit!"
"The loud noises are the least of what they've done."
"Well what else did they do?"
".... let's not talk about it."
"OK!"
"You know what I don't like? I don't like that we keep needing to find a new butler."
"What's a butler? Is that like a master?"
"Yeah. Yeah. Something like that."
"It's too bad about the last guy."
"It is. Well, let's get searching."

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Będąc w rządzie prawo aborcyjne złagodzimy, a pomocnictwo przy przerwaniu ciąży zdekryminalizujemy. Za poronienie nikt nie będzie ścigał i żaden lekarz nie będzie mógł zasłonić się klauzulą sumienia i relikwiami papieża Polaka. A jeśli przyjdzie głosowanie nad Trybunałem Stanu dla nich, to ręka nam nie zadrży.

“What is the function of Species X?” Is a question I hear often from non-biologists.

But it’s hard to answer. Species don’t exist to serve a function. They exist because they can. Everything is just trying to find a way to be.

Seems a good time to introduce/remind folks of the Barbie Liberation Organization from early 1980s that hacked the media by switching out the computer chips between Barbie and GI Joe dolls, so that Barbie got to say Vengeance is Mine, while GI Joe dolls said stuff like Math is Hard

https://youtu.be/eMHMf9y-27w

#barbie

Kupiłem audiofilski odkurzacz. Będę na nim słuchał jazzu.

He, du Kleiber, das ist meine Nuss, die ist auch viel zu groß für dich.
#eichhörnchen

Sinead O'Connor's greatest hit?

remember when the problems of the world were heavy metal, video games, drugs and satanism? now the world around me is literally burning and it's not because of any of those things

Prokuratorka. Kazała. Szambiarzom. Pompować. Szambo. Drugi. Raz. Przez. Sitko. Żeby. Znaleźć. Płód. Po. Poronieniu.

Let that sink in.

W takiej politycznej rzeczywistości funkcjonujemy.

Ja, przepraszam najmocniej, pierdolę.

(nadzieją są szambiarze, którzy olali prokuratorkę. szkoda, że nie ściekami)

A much better article on the hero who open-sourced a repairable AirPodPro charging case complete with with a user-replaceable battery, USB-C port, and open source 3D printer files.

#RightToRepair

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/07/man-open-sources-the-self-repairable-airpods-pro-case-that-apple-wont-make/

My cat will throw up on my bed, expect me to clean it up, then immediately insist I feed her. This is how corporate bailouts from the government work.
#LateStageCapitalism #SocialistCats

FL.
is.
putting.
PragerU "kids content"
in.

... schools.

If you don't know much about PragerU it's a right wing youTube propaganda channel with a massive budget slick production values and terrible bankrupt content.

Their kids content is some of the worst I've ever seen. The only up side is I don't know if it will be all that effective. Their content isn't very persuasive or even engaging.

Really though? Bring back those old "educational" movies from the 50s-- they are less destructive.

Date: so what do you do
Me: i build dog houses
Date: oh you're an "arf"itect lol
Me: haha good one
Date:
Me: (under breath) it's "bark"itect

A coworker teased me for using the 3d printer to make '5 cent Chinese toys out of $5 in plastic' for family to play with. Why do am I okay with this?
- Didn't exploit some far away worker
- Didn't pollute some one else's home
- Didn't ship it across an ocean
- Didn't line someones pocket
- Only actually spent ~50c :)

in the future, basically all websites will be full of unblockable ads and/or implemented entirely in ultra-fucked webassembly/opengl, and the tech-savvy will browse the web entirely through cat & mouse proxy servers running headless browsers to OCR the inaccessible content back into old-fashioned normal HTML and illegally redistribute it through peer-to-peer networks

I believe we have not done this for a while, so in the light of the new #WebEnvironmentIntegrity shenanigans, can I have a hearty "Fuck Google" please?

#FuckGoogle