szescstopni @szescstopni@social.cleverlibre.org

My conscience: Please don’t sniff the yoga pants.

My cunt: Seriously?!

Conscience: Yes, seriously. No sniffing the yoga pants.

Cunt: YOU ARE SUCH A SPOILSPORT.

NEW blog:

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/saltburn-my-conscience/ #saltburn #nsfw #smell #scent

Without looking it up (or reading replies!), for the same temperature and pressure which do you think is denser?

My boss arrived to work in a brand new Lamborghini.

I said: “Wow, thats an amazing car!”

He replied: “If you work hard, put all your hours in, really deliver, and strive for excellence, I will get another one next year”

If you’re curious about how Icelandic politics are going:

- The parliament ombudsman has come to the conclusion that freedom of enterprise always take precedence over animal welfare laws and that attempting to enforce those laws against a company is actually illegal.
- This means that banning whaling is essentially impossible in Iceland
- So the fisheries minister who attempted to enforce animal welfare law is likely to lose her job
- Also might mean that the gov might collapse entirely

no thanks, a company wanted me to do a 40 minute assessment as part of the job application process. during the 40-minute assessment, they want my webcam enabled so they can take photos of me, and i need to keep my mouse hovered over the assessment screen so that they know i'm not searching for answers online.

a. fuck you and your camera
b. fuck you, i'm not dancing for you for 40 minutes
c. fuck you, searching for answers is part of the job. fwiw: i can control my computer without a mouse.

Etiquette proposal: if you invite someone from another #timezone to a teleconference, the onus is on you to present all times in their local timeszone, rather than your own - that is, the person asking should bear the labor of timezone conversions, not the person being asked.

xD

https://mastodon.social/@onet/111800290631430466

The #Internet has all these amazing ways to disseminate information that should be controlled by librarians but keep being taken over and rendered useless by marketing departments.

A #Librarian is trying to help you find what you are looking for. A marketing department wants you to find what they are selling.

One of the nice things about using raised crosswalks to commute to work: On snowy days, there are no slush lakes to cross!

#snow #connecticut #newhaven #urbanism #walkability #trafficcalming

Ciekawe, jak wiele danych opiekunów zwierząt będzie zawierał taki rejestr, jeśli faktycznie zostanie wprowadzony w życie (i kto będzie miał do nich dostęp)

https://bezprawnik.pl/system-piesel-psy-koty/

#prywatność #prawo #psy #koty

A thing people probably don't think about: Cruise ships are MASSIVE CARBON BOMBS. 🧪

Sadly the people who go on them probably don't care very much.

By @kendrawrites.bsky.social

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-01-22/royal-caribbean-s-icon-of-the-seas-highlights-climate-impact-of-cruises?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTcwNTkyMzM2NSwiZXhwIjoxNzA2NTI4MTY1LCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJTN05UM0pUMEFGQjQwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiJBODY5N0VFNThCNTU0NzM5Qjg5NDQxQzkyRUM0Q0ZGMiJ9._1ZVb58X_Am6BIWH7v1aISg2MBRKnvzgp3unXR_fKOI

Pamiętacie, jak pisałem o kooperatywach transportowych na terenach wiejskich, elektrycznych marszrutkach itp.?
#transport #kooperatywa #wieś

No więc nie tylko ja o tym myślę. ;-)
Transport publiczny i intermodalny: Integrowanie obszarów miejskich i wiejskich | Heinrich Böll Stiftung | Biuro Regionalne Europa Centralna; Polska, Warszawa

Don't eat snow? But Mom, we just love it! Tuure and Lisko from Finland

Around 15.5mln buildings in Poland.
#map #poland

@daveliepmann I don't think spreadsheets could be invented today. "It's too complicated. Users won't understand. Who would buy this?" Instead of lifting peopled up towards general computing, we have dumbed computers down to cater for 7 second attention spans. We have A/B tested our way into stupidity.

I'm trying to fix a DOS program I've written and now my windows PC is updating systemd

the future is weirder than I expected, honestly

A friend who lives in town saved a couple of Christmas trees for us, so merry Christmas, goats!