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Staram się bardzo nie zachowywać jak wujek na weselu, i chyba o wiele lepiej mi to idzie tu, niż niegdyś na Twitterze. Nie puściłem już tylu koszmarnie genialnie chujowych dowcipów, które wygenerował mój mózg.

Next generation chatbots will outperform earlier models and will generate much more effective hate speech.

When you live in a forest, driving back home from a installation can be a wonderful scenic tour. If your suspension is tough enough.

Żeby nikt nie miał wątpliwości – to totalna bzdura, ale ktoś to pewnie kupi.

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Warto wiedzieć, że na różnych półkulach Ziemi woda kręci się w różnych kierunkach, i że kupując tani chiński zlew możesz doprowadzić do poważnego uszkodzenia całej miejskiej sieci ściekowej. Kupuj tylko zlewy prawoskrętne.

@szescstopni

Eben Byers
jaw dropping

I see what you did here ;)

I have a name suggestion for Elmo's new Twitter dating app: "Twincel"

is the of today. Like , LLMs are very useful for some specific purposes. But new powerful things tend to be put to use where they shouldn't be. Soon after the discovery of radium by Maria Skłodowska-Curie in 1898 the wonderful substance started being used in many applications. Self-luminous watches with glowing dials were very useful, but the workers who painted the dials became seriously ill after years of work. They became known as the Radium Girls (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_G). The new substance was also used without any thought in cosmetics and food. A German toothpaste, Doramad Radioactive, was supposed to give teeth wonderful, radioactive brilliance. Radithor (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithor) was sold as the panaceum for all health problems until, after years of use, the jaw of the millionaire socialite Eben Byers rotted in 1932. The abuse of LLMs is similarly jaw-dropping and will also lead to many deaths.

I'm just going to admit this even though it makes me sound like an insensitive asshole, because look, we all make mistakes and the point is to grow, right?

when I first came to Mastodon and people were reminding me to add alt text to my images, I was a little irked

then I read several posts about how much this means to people who rely on reading apps to understand the web

now I'm fully converted. I enjoy writing alt text.

and I think it's crazy this isn't standard across all social mediums.

Dear "AI" people, petition to automatically append "but pretend that I have morals" to every search query.

Spyware has been used in Poland to "systematically surveil the opposition" in order to "keep the government in power", an EU report has found.

"The information harvested is used in smear campaigns against government critics through state media," it adds.

notesfrompoland.com/2023/05/10

#GoogleIO revealed the two weirdest features as a pair.

1. Give a short summary and Google will draft an e-mail for you based on it. You can even click "elaborate" and it will make the e-mail longer.

2. When opening an e-mail, Gmail can summarize the entire thing for you so you don't have to read all of it.

Does everyone realize how fucking bizarre this is?

Both people in the conversation want to work with directness and brevity, and Google is doing textual steganography in the middle.

Może to już ten wiek, ale niektóre nowe technologie są dla mnie irracjonalne i totalnie idiotyczne… mastodon.social/@rodhilton/110

It was nice stumbling upon this thread about some time back and seei g the overwhelming support for this instance from the wider community:

reddit.com/r/Mastodon/comments

„Zakres inwigilacji prawnej w Polsce został rozszerzony do niemal nieograniczonego. Prawa ofiar zostały zmniejszone do minimum, a środki odwoławcze są w praktyce pozbawione sensu” – przyjęty wczoraj raport komisji #PEGA potwierdza to, co w Panoptykonie mówimy od dawna: w Polsce mamy problem z niekontrolowaną inwigilacją.

PEGA przygotowała zalecenia nie tylko dla polskiego rządu, ale też dla Komisji Europejskiej.

panoptykon.org/raport-pega-peg

Przekaż darowiznę na Panoptykon: panoptykon.org/wspieraj

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