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Just think of all the confusing family conversations we'd miss out on without daylight savings? We spent a good ten minutes just talking about the dog’s pending reaction last night.

136,000 books from the 18th Century.

ONE HUNDRED THIRTY SIX THOUSAND OF THEM.

That would be a point of pride in any library. Making it readable from the Internet, browsable, and downloadable? A pipe dream.

Anyway, here they are.

archive.org/details/pub_eighte

OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers

DETECTIVE: Dear god

OFFICER: Most likely yes

I can't help but notice the new Apple laptops rate "Video Playback 22 hours, Web Browsing 15 hours" under battery life.

Congratulations web developers everywhere, it's now more computationally intense to render a webpage than video playback!

I had a really great day. Not as great a day as this guy, but still a very great day.

@moh_kohn
It's astonishing how widely applicable this is.

Nobody knew invading Iraq would throw the whole middle east into chaos. Nobody knew the UK leaving the EU without a plan would be a problem. Nobody knew what kind of person Boris Johnson is. In a few years nobody will have known climate change was going to disrupt the global food supply.

BBC: "Everyone got duped by Sam Bankman-Fried's big gamble"

No, lots of us called crypto out from the very start. I was reading accurate critiques of bitcoin in 2012.

Journalists and financiers and politicians got duped or didn't care about the truth when there was money to be made.

Now you're trying to pretend nobody warned you? Get fucked.

I get various calls from my rural Internet customers. Like "Do you want to buy a goose? Alive or plucked, same price".

We did it! One of the few acceptable “not all men!”

Here's my rule: You don't want me to speak ill of you when you're dead, don't spend your life bullying and beating up kids and endorsing fascism. Cuz if you do, I'm fucken gonna, bitch.

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For what's it's worth, "Don't speak ill of the dead" is a cope phrase pretty obviously coined by the whinging relatives of dead pricks and by no means a rule of any sort.

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Mastoversary.

I created my Mastodon account around 4 years ago but it lay fallow and I only started using it in earnest approximately one year ago today, and I have never looked back. It is now the only social media site that I read regularly, and you...
jwz.org/b/ykFp

As a reminder, no corporate algorithm here means you don’t need to disguise your words.

Twitter can be Twitter, Trump can be Trump, etc. Using plain language is both clearer for readers than code words AND means people can set up more useable filters to control their own experience. #FediTips

The Internet is at a point where I trust the geocities-ass page that looks like a child made it more than any slickly produced modern web experience.

I crave your shitty blogs. Give me your UNDER CONSTRUCTION gifs.

A German court has just declared a "Do Not Track" #DNT signal from your browser as legally binding, pursuant to Article 21(5) #GDPR. vzbv.de/urteile/gericht-unters

Making room for wildlife - only part of Holt, UK's churchyard is mowed, leaving space for wildlife to flourish

Lac-Mégantic’s electricity microgrid makes the town a pioneer in energy transition with a “sustainable and replicable governance model” that other rural communities can adopt.
theenergymix.com/2023/11/02/la

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