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Facial Feminization Surgery
>$10,000~
>go to a consultation so some cis person can describe everything wrong with your face in excruciating detail
>insurance thinks it's cosmetic
>cis people: "ah yes that person is a cis afab adult human female, I can entrust her with my private opinions about the trannies"
>neurotypicals: "this human said with words that she likes me, but according to her facial expressions, she actually hates me. I will respond as such but not explain why."

Mask
>you can steal one for free
>hot-swappable to different types for different threats: pathogens from the deadly endemic forever plague, allergens from the ever growing creep of spring back into winter territory, dust from the dead world post-climate apocalypse, smoke from the world being on fire, chemical weapons from the accelerating fascist regime, you can be ready for anything
>cis people: "I cannot judge this human's entire personality and life history by a quick glance at their face, they must be one of those weirdo nonbinaries, I will avoid"
>neurotypicals: "cannot read the facial expression that tells me everything I ever want to know about this person, I have no choice but to judge them by their voice tone instead"
>they also look cool
>mask wearers are 200% more hot
>facial recognition software now thinks you are "the infamous Grey Fox, confidence: 99.87%"
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@moonbolt Well, there is MediaWiki, but I suspect you knew that, so you may need to be more specific about the desired features.

@jaczad Ale wtedy musieliby się cali schować, oni nie mają nikogo z innymi poglądami blisko szczytu partii.

Swoją drogą można trochę podziwiać Bosaka, który zapewne musi używać całej swojej silnej woli żeby teraz nie gadać o "odzyskiwaniu Lwowa"...

@jaczad Um, bo to są ich założyciele. Kto ich ma stamtąd wywalić, oni sami? Bosak?

To są poglądy tej formacji. Mnie najwyżej zaskakuje że ludzie chcą na nich głosować, ale to mówiłem od kiedy przeczytałem ich program.

@jaczad Dla jasności są jeszcze ludzie od Bosaka jako główna składowa, nie tylko te dwie.

@jaczad Konfederacja jest zgrupowaniem kilku partii i partie tych panów są dwoma z jej głównych składowych.

@chjara@mk.absturztau.be not in blood, in his own handwriting, but very shaky, in some ways this is scarier

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the thing about trying to restrict what code runs on a computer is that computers just love to run code, it's their favorite thing to do and if you show them code they just want to run it so bad

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"I teraz konkurs: która z tych wypowiedzi pochodzi ze strony Ministerstwa Spraw Zagranicznych Korei Północnej, a które zostały sformułowane lub polecone przez bardzo ważne postacie zachodniej lewicy?"

magazynkontakt.pl/antyimperial

@Dee Oh fuck, it is real. I need to figure out where to get my music from in ca. 4 years. :/

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WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS ON THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET

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@Dee ...what? Is this a hypothetical, or is it actually happening? EG buing Bandcamp I mean.

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Masks are still recommended by scientist and health organizations globally, don't believe governments or propagandist saying the pandemic is over. Ware a mask in public spaces.

@kravietz The word you might be looking for is fratricidal. Although I haven't seen it used in this context.

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@samgai Huh, I actually wrote a CLI tool that did just that and was called "This Is Your Life", for this exact reason.

Unfortunately it sucked so bad I stopped using and developing it and never published.
@schratze

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@sotolf@fosstodon.org A solution I saw was responding to the toot with "(boost)" CWd as "thread lacking CW, $THE_CW_YOU_WANT" and boosting this response. Clunky, but works, people can click at your post to read the thread. h/t @moonbolt for this method

Slightly related -- at least the qoto quoting implementation fails to hide quoted toots on CWd messages. @freemo do you consider this a bug?

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