Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@social.cleverlibre.org

It's pronounced "guh"mail.

Parting is such sweet sorrow. For you, I mean. For me, it’s a colossal relief.

I'd like to take a moment and make this place just a little bit more like Twitter.

FUCK YOU, YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, AND WHATEVER HORSE-LIKE MONSTROSITIES THEY RODE IN ON. YOU DESERVE THE ABSOLUTE WORST IN EVERYTHING.

Have a great day! 😊

Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober

You don't have to be racist to participate in systemic racism. US policing produces racist outcomes even from "not-racist" people. I'm going to explain (again):

* why I've probably been pulled over way more times than most people you know, even though most of the times I'm pulled over, I get no ticket (because I did nothing wrong)
* how I stopped getting pulled over so much (because I understand the system)
* And why lots of cops say that the average voter is more racist than the average cop

Boostable patter! 100% substance-free!! Get it before I delete it and post it again!

Me: *putting my hamster into a tiny spacesuit*

Girlfriend: he looks so dumb

Me: don't talk about Fuzz Aldrin like that

This day in history. 1920. The Dutch refused to extradite German kaiser Wilhelm because his pronunciation of "squirrel" was just too funny.

You’re only as old as you feel!

Me: oh no

Energy spent learning and growing often feels wasted in today's climate. So I'm returning to my true passion; pettiness and revenge.

judge: are you lying on the witness stand?!

me: I’m really very tired, your reverence

Me at 20: I want to make a difference in the world

Me at 40: maybe if I stand really still and never speak again, I won’t fuck anything else up

• 1 carton of yogurt
• 1 frozen dinner
• 1 apple

Cashier: you must be single

Me: you calling me ugly?

Cashier: no your cat is bagging your groceries

Ex-Amazon employees on the almost impressively cynical way Amazon smile started:

I guess what I'm most curious about in the Leopard-2 nonsense is whether the current German position is:

a) Clearly understood in Germany;
b) Playing well there politically.

Externally it's obviously neither - a garbled incoherent mess. All politics is local however and if it's playing well domestically it's at least understandable if not ethically justifiable... but is it?

God of War should not be Steam Deck Verified when it will hard crash the Steam Deck.

A young couple came to the door asking if I’d found Jesus.

I told them I had no idea he was missing and that I had an alibi.