Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@social.cleverlibre.org

Please understand the gravity of the situation.

if the secure enclave is so secure why don't they make the entire hardware out of the secure enclave material

Jesus took the wheel of cheese stop encouraging him

Having a BBQ? Wrap chicken bones in a charred doll's outfit and hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow tell the kids a fairy must have fallen in.

Pastor: how may I help you today?
Me: I’m all out of faith
Pastor: I see
Me: this is how I feel
Pastor: well—
Me: I’m cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor
Pastor: get out

Maybe I'm being uncharitable, but I feel like elephants just don't have that much to remember

I really enjoy using my home office shredder. Makes me feel like I'm an Enron executive

ffmpreg

“Trust, but verify” he said unironically yet oxymoronically.

I really wish I was more of a stress forget-to-eater.

He considers that no man is an island, as he stretches his leafy trees, erupts his volcano, drifts sediment down his rivers

My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't work probably I installed the wrong dependencies again

Did I do this one already for #ThickTrunkTuesday?

April 25th - The perfect date (although in the UK its bloomin' cold) #April25

Time wounds all heels.

It doesn’t pay to buy cheap shoes.