Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@social.cleverlibre.org

Earth's human population recently reached 8 billion people.

Here's where they live.

Data visualization by Pietro Violo https://pietroviolo.com/

:viking_ship:​

This is the future public transit enthusiasts want

@da_667 I see your "NAS leaks password" bug and raise "OpenStack API responds: this password is incorrect, it doesn't match $real_password" https://bugs.launchpad.net/nova/+bug/868360

Sign the petition (or your shoes are toast)

“How’s life treating you?”

Me: With contempt.

Confucius: “Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”

Me taking notes: 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦, 𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 2 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴.

“I woke up but am still sleepy”, an autobiography.

"Women & Children first" i yell heroically from the Dentist's waiting room.

#DogsOfMastodon #Dogs

Dave @SpotTheLoon2010

Guess who decided to eat the inkjet cartridge?

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.

It's pronounced "guh"mail.

Parting is such sweet sorrow. For you, I mean. For me, it’s a colossal relief.

I'd like to take a moment and make this place just a little bit more like Twitter.

FUCK YOU, YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, AND WHATEVER HORSE-LIKE MONSTROSITIES THEY RODE IN ON. YOU DESERVE THE ABSOLUTE WORST IN EVERYTHING.

Have a great day! 😊

Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober

You don't have to be racist to participate in systemic racism. US policing produces racist outcomes even from "not-racist" people. I'm going to explain (again):

* why I've probably been pulled over way more times than most people you know, even though most of the times I'm pulled over, I get no ticket (because I did nothing wrong)
* how I stopped getting pulled over so much (because I understand the system)
* And why lots of cops say that the average voter is more racist than the average cop

Boostable patter! 100% substance-free!! Get it before I delete it and post it again!

Me: *putting my hamster into a tiny spacesuit*

Girlfriend: he looks so dumb

Me: don't talk about Fuzz Aldrin like that