Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@social.cleverlibre.org

I never compare myself with others. What do you do?

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Me: never assume

Wife: because it makes an ass of u and me?

Me: what did i just say diane

DOCTOR: This condition shouldn’t stop you from living a normal life
ME: So what is stopping me then

meet me at the combination Uber/AirBnB in ten minutes if u want an ass kicking

Finally met my spirit animal in the form of an old man who was driving his mobility scooter into oncoming traffic.

Assert dominance by making clear what becomes of your enemies.

I’ll keep you in my thoughts OR my prayers…but not both. Not in this economy.

For someone who thinks public posting is mostly a bad idea, I certainly have done a lot of public posting over the last 15 years. (Bad ideas are kind of my thing.)

Here, I made you a Slack emoji for when you're talking about GenAI

Please understand the gravity of the situation.

if the secure enclave is so secure why don't they make the entire hardware out of the secure enclave material

Jesus took the wheel of cheese stop encouraging him

Having a BBQ? Wrap chicken bones in a charred doll's outfit and hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow tell the kids a fairy must have fallen in.

Pastor: how may I help you today?
Me: I’m all out of faith
Pastor: I see
Me: this is how I feel
Pastor: well—
Me: I’m cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor
Pastor: get out

Maybe I'm being uncharitable, but I feel like elephants just don't have that much to remember

I really enjoy using my home office shredder. Makes me feel like I'm an Enron executive

ffmpreg

“Trust, but verify” he said unironically yet oxymoronically.