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@StroomAfwaarts @Lucseleventje Over een kraan wel open kunnen draaien maar niet meer kunnen bedenken hoe die dicht moet.. dat gebeurde mij een keer bij een IKEA toilet. Ik was zoooo sleep-deprived die dag. Een mevrouw passeerde mij en zei kwaad tegen mij dat ik de kraan dicht moest doen! Huh? Uhh.... ik teruglopen naar de toiletruimte. Warempel, ik had het vergeten dicht te draaien. Dus dat deed ik alsnog dicht. Waarom die mevrouw dat zelf ook niet even kon doen is ook wel suf van een andere orde... :P

@StroomAfwaarts @Lucseleventje Ik heb liever die kranen die automatisch stromen m.b.v. een sensor.

@Pat It's not as simple as that. Number of humans in the fediverse who saw it is not relevant. Number of humans in the fediverse who saw it, wanted to vote, saw the choices sucked, and then abstained on purpose, that's more of interest.

@johnabs Nice thought, but a fence's not really practical, or I need to spend a fortune on copper wire. ;) And even then those plants have leaves that act like wonderful bridges, bypassing any fence.

And ducks won't survive for long in this cat-infested neighbourhood.

Now if only cats could hunt snails...

@nimafanniasl You must be of a younger generation who didn't have to do this before, lol.

Actually, checking your profile.. yeah, you are, lol. I can see why you find it fun. Well, keep on going!

@Bosbesje@mastodon.nl @barefootstache Yeah? Do I need to be happy about it? I just hate those nuisances for ruining my plants. And I didn't have a closed container for them so they all want to escape, so best is just to kill 'em off.

Don't worry, they're not extinct. I still have plenty left in my garden. Fancy an escargot to go? :P

@nimafanniasl How's that even remotely fun? (I've done this way too often back then)

@barefootstache I did. Not feeling enjoyment in it though, more like justice. :P

@ruijgt Wat een schatje!

@StroomAfwaarts Not this batch.. since I don't have a bucket with a lid.. they're killed with some salt to prevent them from escaping until the biobak's returned. Then I'll just dump them in there... it's their grave. 💀 :P

@StroomAfwaarts I don't quite have that luxury without bothering other people's gardens with those nuisances. I generally throw them in the biobak, but atm that's curbside waiting to be emptied.

I went snailhunting this morning. There are way too many snails and slugs. 😒

I wish them the most gruesome death for trying to kill my garden.
#Gardening

@StroomAfwaarts Wow... ik snap maar niet waar al die getreuzel vandaan komt... is het echt zo lastig om ze onderdak te bieden?

@PawelK Ah well, that explains why Twitter's such a cesspool.

@PawelK Just report that shit.

@peterdrake If you have meetings every full day... what would you need to prep for anyway?

@Pat If only there was a way to see how many abstained. ;)

@johnabs Sounds like it's an easy gift for her.. just give her chocolate.

Or... douse yourself in chocolate tonight. Wink wink, nudge nudge? ;)

@Pat In about 7 hours I can check what the results are. :P

@Pat There is always a 5th choice, which is 'abstain'. ;)