Trinsec @Qoto @trinsec@social.cleverlibre.org

@kjr Somehow that sounded pretty bad... 'immersive experience' with the holocaust? 🤨

@lydiaconwell

A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”

Cop: You are the lawyer.

Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?

@sergeant Ik zit in het midden van de tuin onder een hangparasol.

@sergeant Ziet er te beschut uit voor een zuchtje wind, ja. ;)

@sergeant Buiten in de schaduw is ook best uit te houden als je niets doet. Briesje is wel lekker. Tuin aan te bevelen, kan me voorstellen dat op een groenloze balkon wat heet aanvoelt.

@satan That's the average Idle Clicker game. 😋

@freepeoplesfreepress @freemo A half year ago?

@sergeant Eh.... Normaal eet ik paprika niet op die manier.. maar die pizza wil ik toch wel eens proberen. Die caprese waarschijnlijk ook wel.

@sergeant Succes ermee!

@freemo 😋

@lydiaconwell

In ancient Rome, there were 4 kinds of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.
Poison IV would just make you itchy.

@lydiaconwell If you click on the date of that toot, would you see the image on that toot's original site?

Chances are your instance isn't caching old remote images to save space. It really can add up over time, heh.

If you're feeling too hot now: https://www.hetiswarm.nl

😋

@freemo *Checks screenshots*

That looks stupid.

@pj If there were any aliens, you think Trump could've kept it secret at all? 🤣

@slider7420 Oh man, I can relate. My cat isn't the youngest anymore either and sometimes he's a zombie. I also wonder about quality of life here...

Hope for all the best, and yeah, just spoil him rotten. At that age this is basically the only thing you can do. I mean, what else can you do?

Give Rufus some extra cuddles from me!